Capra Foraminis

Latin terminology for the perforation formed in the undergarments, primarily from chafing and acute disbursement of sharticles. Usually formed over great periods of time or sudden, violent episodes. Generally, the wearer is unaware of said perforation or chooses not to acknowledge.

Wife: WTF, can’t you see that?!
Husband: Oh, you mean my Capra Foraminis? Whatevs.

by RS78 January 4, 2018

Crap Smasher

A person who smashes (fucks) some crap, usually in someone else's ass.

Look at that crap smasher over there. He's nothing but a crap smasher.

by Crap Smasher June 8, 2018

crap’n crash

Noun | : a combination Murphy bed and outhouse. The shittiest of living accommodations.

Guy 1: My friend has some property in Maine. It’s like a cot in the sewer.

Guy2: oh you mean a Crap’n Crash!

by Goonie Goo Goo March 2, 2018

capresse

A loving person that u will always love and a mother of 3 kids twins and a little chocolate baby

ad always has been stressbut always will do what she needs to do to make things right

capresse u are a great person and u will always be loved,.

by sariah, hall May 14, 2018

caprizant

of the pulse, unusual or uneven rate.

While she hadn't had a full-blown heart attack, her pulse was very caprizant.

by billie eyelash August 16, 2018

Crap

Generally not good. Slang mostly used in the UK and British colonies. A situation or thing that is poor, uninteresting or just bad. Also used as a polite word for defication.

1. Mum why'd you buy all that crap at the market?
2. How was that new Jennifer Lawrence movie?

It was pretty crap.

3. Whose bloody dog crapped on the footpath?

by the.jez September 15, 2018

Crap

Crap Is One of the Worlds Newest Musical Styles.
Basically, Crap Is a Fusion between Country Music And Rap, Which Is where It's Name came from.
It involves rapping over a country instrumental, which can sound Great Or Terrible and Cringy.

Hey, Do You Like Country?
Nah, I'm More into Rap.
I have an Idea, Let's Listen. To Crap Instead!

by Mr. Jellyfish January 20, 2019