Happy cracker

The homosexual act of scraping the smegma of an uncircumcised penis and spreading it onto a ritz cracker, then feeding the cracker to your partner.

Paul: My boyfriend, Jerry, surprised me yesterday morning with a happy cracker.

by KevinCake October 6, 2012

Dead Crackers

A funny substitute for DeadA$$.

Are you "DEADCRACKERS" right now?
Dead Crackers though, you need to hop off.

by cj2009cj February 4, 2012

Crackers And Cheese

The dirt found under the foreskin of a man's penis is crackers and cheese. Especially when he is unwashed or unclean. An uncircumsised man.

I only date men who aren't crackers and cheese!

by Dolce Coppola December 9, 2011

betty cracker

1. Is someone who makes cocaine into crack.

when the goods aren't strong enough Betty Cracker comes and mixes it up.

by Princess Pink Bubble October 17, 2008

Cracker Music

Shit white people listen to

Angelic asked Diamond why she was listen to that cracker music

by Mahny June 16, 2017

Saltine Cracker

When someone is saltier than shit. Also when that person is a cracker

Person 1: What is wrong with him?
Person 2: He is mad, salty in fact.
Person 1: How salty?
Person 2: He's a saltine cracker

by fuckface25 September 3, 2016

graham cracker

a caucasian person who hasn't totally lost his/her mind and is in hot pursuit of something greater than the microwave oven, who believes that life's greatest pleasures are not derived from those things that plug into little electrically charged holes in the wall.

"That graham cracker has been living off the grid for three years now, do you think he has a facebook?"

"Do you think I should get uncle Dave this flat iron for his super long beard?

No, that Graham Cracker doesn't have anything to plug it into anyway, you'll have to make him one out of cast iron."

by a daily hypocrite May 25, 2012