betty cracker

1. Is someone who makes cocaine into crack.

when the goods aren't strong enough Betty Cracker comes and mixes it up.

by Princess Pink Bubble August 24, 2008

graham cracker

a caucasian person who hasn't totally lost his/her mind and is in hot pursuit of something greater than the microwave oven, who believes that life's greatest pleasures are not derived from those things that plug into little electrically charged holes in the wall.

"That graham cracker has been living off the grid for three years now, do you think he has a facebook?"

"Do you think I should get uncle Dave this flat iron for his super long beard?

No, that Graham Cracker doesn't have anything to plug it into anyway, you'll have to make him one out of cast iron."

by a daily hypocrite February 29, 2012

Cracker Music

Shit white people listen to

Angelic asked Diamond why she was listen to that cracker music

by Mahny June 16, 2017

pan cracker

Big Dump that cracks the bog

crikey, give it a minute - that was a pan cracker!

by deadwood August 01, 2003

mad cracker

1. insane person, psychotic
i've seen it happen before

holy shit, that's a bloody mad cracker, look at him beat the shit out of that guy with no remorse

by necro January 13, 2005

quarter cracker

people that are 25% white

my kids' mama is half white...datz y they be quarter crackers

by The Rixter June 22, 2005

backseat cracker

A rich white person riding in the backseat of the car, or more commonly, any bossy white person.

"Yessum Miss Daisy, I drive you to the sto'."

Under breath: "Backseat cracker."

by AmbroseKalifornia March 14, 2008