A projectile of period blood that exits a female's vagina when she queefs during a one week per month period
by PinkComet69 August 1, 2008
Get the Pink Comet mug.This is where you hide alot of your friends in a room where you know you will have sex, normally done at a party or gala event.
You take a girl (or rarely, a boy) whom you have no respect for into the room and commence having sex with her/him.
Right at the moment of climax, you give the prearranged signal and all of your friends emmerge laughing to scare and severly embarrass the victim
You take a girl (or rarely, a boy) whom you have no respect for into the room and commence having sex with her/him.
Right at the moment of climax, you give the prearranged signal and all of your friends emmerge laughing to scare and severly embarrass the victim
Dude, did you hear about Ellen?
No what happened?
At that party last weekend Cole Closet Monstered her! Matt, Jordan, and Evan were all hiding in the room
No what happened?
At that party last weekend Cole Closet Monstered her! Matt, Jordan, and Evan were all hiding in the room
by SwissCanadian March 31, 2009
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Someone who tries to hide the fact that they are racist. This is often done by concealing their true thoughts by opposite behavioral patterns in the same overcompensating fashion as many closet homosexuals do.
David: I just read an alarming paper on the socioeconomic position of African Americans.
Jim: Mmm, what? Afro Americans? Sounds a bit racist to me..
David: No it isn’t, listen: analysis of several US federal statistical databases showed that African Americans are more likely to end up in prison than to end up in college. Just an alarming statistical fact.
Jim: You can’t say that! That’s racist man!
David: I think you're a closet racist.
Jim: Mmm, what? Afro Americans? Sounds a bit racist to me..
David: No it isn’t, listen: analysis of several US federal statistical databases showed that African Americans are more likely to end up in prison than to end up in college. Just an alarming statistical fact.
Jim: You can’t say that! That’s racist man!
David: I think you're a closet racist.
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Get the Vomit Comet mug.A person who is constantly advertising and praising his/her self by indirect means.
(Origin: "The Mind-Body Problem" by Rebecca Goldstein.)
(Origin: "The Mind-Body Problem" by Rebecca Goldstein.)
She's an example of the more obnoxious sort of peacock: a closet peacock. Once you get the dictionary to her private language, you understand that everything she says translates into self-praise.
... Right now, she was complaining to me about the ENORMOUS size of her classes and her need to procure a second graduate student to help with the grading. Translation: "I'm such a POPULAR teacher."
(Mind-Body Problem, p. 236)
... Right now, she was complaining to me about the ENORMOUS size of her classes and her need to procure a second graduate student to help with the grading. Translation: "I'm such a POPULAR teacher."
(Mind-Body Problem, p. 236)
by PaleBlueYacht April 21, 2011
Get the Closet Peacock mug.A scandal involving intoxicated and/or horny losers who sit in a dark closet and touch each other. The game is played by each participant starting out in a corner of a small closet with the lights off. Each player counts to a previously agreed upon number and then slithers stealthily like a black belted ninja into a secret special spot within the closet. Then each player reaches out and feels for the nearest body part. All the participants take turns calling out which appendage they are touching and who it belongs to. The goal is to touch boobies or peni. The end. Good luck go getters!
Tiffany: Hi Mason, lets go play the closet game and make babies. Touch me Mason, touch me!
Mason: *turns off light* are you ready, Tiffany?
Tiffany: Yes. I'm ready. Take me as I am.
Mason: What are you?
Tiffany: A small whale. But that is why we turn off the lights. Touch me. I'm throbbing with passion. Touch me! Push my love button.
Mason: *turns off light* are you ready, Tiffany?
Tiffany: Yes. I'm ready. Take me as I am.
Mason: What are you?
Tiffany: A small whale. But that is why we turn off the lights. Touch me. I'm throbbing with passion. Touch me! Push my love button.
by Lakweefa March 4, 2009
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