colonic

See colonic irrigation

Eeeewwww dude that guy is going in for a colonic.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

Colonel Dietrich

(Colonel Dietrich was the Colonel for the Nazi Army in Raiders of the Lost Ark who slaps Sean Connery repetitively with a black leather glove.)

When a dude is doing a chick doggy style, and the chick looks back at the dude, the dude slaps her face with a black leather glove.

Mary met her fate with Colonel Dietrich when she glanced back at Micheal.

by Matty too hatty November 15, 2006

panamanian colonoscopy

when a man has one of the prostitutes he knocked up get an abortion.

damn it ernesto's girl has to get a panamanian colonoscopy

by tobacco joe September 19, 2009

Cloon

The typical shady and sleazy salesman whom often times smells of booze and sports a comb over. 'Cloons' can be found in many industries including, but not limited to: mattress sales, used car lots, door to door vacuum sales, Capital Meats, telemarketing, and the mortgage industry.

In the 10 minutes I spent looking at the cars on the lot I was harassed by at least 5 sales cloons. Eventually, I became so fed up with their cheesy spiels that I left.

by VanDangle February 25, 2009

Colonel Sanders

much like a dirty sanchez, instead of fecal matter, take a generous dollop of fresh semen on your pointer finger and smear a glob on your partners upper lip. If done correctly, it should simulate the same white mustache worn by KFC man himself, Colonel Sanders.

Guy: "I gave my chick a Colonel Sanders last night...she sure knew how to fry my chicken"

by RyaChu April 26, 2011

Colonel Sanders

a gray pubic hair

I was trimming my ball fro and noticed a couple colonel sanders hiding in the rough.

by Popeye July 9, 2015

colonial forge

I would never find any bitches here

Colonial Forge is the gayest school to exist

by Rawest Nigga July 25, 2016