Electoral college

The chosen elite who *actually* get to vote for the president, while you're out pretending your vote means something.

Bob: Hey Mary, we got the same polling place, wanna go make our voices heard?
Mary: Ain't nobody gonna hear my voice with the electoral college speaking all over me.

by JillyBeane December 14, 2013

College Point

College Point, Qnz is one of the biggest shitholes I have ever seen in my life. I lived in Queensbridge 'till 1985 when I then moved to CP. It was a fairly quiet area then but wow it has changed. Now College Point has the highest crime rate in NYC. Most people havn't even heard of it. I look out my window and almost every day there is another murder here. Hearing police sirens is just a common way of life here now. It is covered with gangbangers. It is also now a ghetto in northern queens.I don't go out past 6pm here anymore.

-Yo let's go to College Point iight nigga?
-Iight let's bring our gats cuz mad crab and slob niggaz over there.

by J- BloKK October 18, 2006

college point

West of College Point Boulevard are owned by Bloods and Latin Kings. Areas east are owned by Crips. This all leads to a horrible murder rate. Distribution of Narcotics and prostitution are also a very great problem besides all the violent crime. Suffered from "white flight" in the mid 1990's and now has very few white people. Police in the area are some of the slowest responders in the city. Even though just north of Flushing it has very few asians and there have been many reports of asians getting killed or robbed over here.

-Hey let's go sightseeing in Queens.
-All of Queens is pretty messed up execpt for the northern parts.
-So lets go to College Point because its in the northern part
-OK
LATER THAT DAY
-Are you sure you call this safe? We are the only white people here and everyone is staring at us.
-OH SHIT!!!
BANG BANG BANG

by some crip nigga November 7, 2006

lasell college

A small school just outside of Boston where the students are a mix of hippies, fashionistas, and jocks (and trust me when I say the jocks are fucking hot as fucking fuck). While the parties lack in numbers, marathon Monday is one darty you don’t want to miss.

Ya I go to Lasell College, last year I passed out at noon on marathon Monday.

by Peaced out Bill February 11, 2018

milk college

A person who gives magical handjobs.

Did I tell you about my date this weekend? This chick obviously went to milk college.

by milkcollegealumn August 10, 2017

Stonehill College

You'll be lucky if you're able to find a party on the weekend. Nonetheless, one with more girls than boys, even though Stonehill has 20% more girls than guys. 80% of the girls stay in on the weekends and play bingo or draw, and the ones that do go out don't like having a good time. RA's love walking into the middle of parties and breaking them up around 10-11 and if you don't leave Stonehill PD steps in. Academics have gone downhill, Professors are becoming less and less qualified. Save your $65k a year and head somewhere else.

Want to visit me at Stonehill College tonight?
Nah man I'd rather stay home and cook with my mom.

by whydididothistomyself November 9, 2020

Auchincruive College

An Agricultural based College on the outskirts of Ayr that teaches agriculture, science, sports, tourism, management and outdoor pursuits.

Pronounced "Ock-In-Croove' most students shorten it down to 'Cruive', especially non-Scottish students who usually have trouble with saying it.

Has only one halls of residence, "Wilson Halls" which has 100 rooms and is known for its wildness, late night antics and it's TV room which is the gathering place of most students.

Outsiders consider Cruive students to be constantly drunk, sheep shaggers and are usually found on Wednesdays, Thursdays and Sundays at Club De Mar, Madisons or Fury's depending on who is cheapest.

Person 1 - Here comes that lot from Auchincruive College.
Person 2 - Yeah heard they are all sheep shaggers!

by scotiafarmer December 20, 2010