circumcommission

The process in which a customer or client reduces or "cuts" a salesperson's commission to move forward with the deal. This process is also known as a comissionectomy. It can happen at any point before the salesperson is paid.

Realtor 1: I tried to get 7% for my new listing but the seller would only agree to 6% so I lowered my commission and the house will go on the market tomorrow.
Realtor 2: Looks like she just performed a circumcommission on you tuff guy! How much did you lose?
Realtor 1: Ugh, almost 15%.
Realtor 2: Just like the first time, huh?
Realtor 1: Up yours.

by gavelier June 28, 2008

Circle Eyes

a response to fatigue, when a person opens their eyes to reveal the whites so they may seem more awake (not to be confused with "wide eyes;" a visible expression of an inside joke between two people; a way of masking inattention. Circle eyes works best when the person is leaning back in their chair.

After a late night, when Teacher Arlene looked over at Andy, he displayed Circle Eyes to appear interested and engaged.

by Ryan and Lindsay Labels October 23, 2008

Circus Tent

When 4 people (guys or girls) tap it with 1 person in the middle. Similar to the Eiffel tower, but with a lot more people.

"Ah man! It was this one broad and 4 other guys doing a circus tent with that girl!"

by Placeboady December 19, 2009

Circle Jerk

A circle in which filled with lame/uninteresting people, bitches or people that you dislike, or some sort of disagreement; philosophy, idealistic ways, knowledge etc. And or a circle devoid of and interesting subject, Or a combination of the two

Lets get out of this circle jerk, Its getting lame

by DixieH13 November 22, 2010

Circles

Circles is when someome's rap skills are garbage they are spitting circles.

Boi yo mixtape is booty, you be spittin straight circles!

by KJOMATIC August 13, 2017

Hug Circle

The group of friends you are comfortable enough with to hug when you say goodbye.

"David got kicked out of the hug circle for stalking Sara, and Kelsey won't shut up about it!"

"You can't just be in the hug circle! You have to earn it!"

by Peter the Cheater May 14, 2008

Nitro Circus

A rich version of Jackass.

Guy 1: Hey, Nitro Circus is on!

Guy 2: Look at all the equipment and props they have, they must be wealthy!

by southernbean September 4, 2013