church hole

The only acceptable hole by the church unless you are married
Basically Anal Sex

Joseph: So Mary, you wanna have sex?
Mary: No way! I'm not married to you yet!
Joseph: No baby, we are gonna do it in the church hole!

by A Soap Bar September 17, 2017

Church of Charlie

Where Charlie’s Angels come to think, pray, and ask for forgiveness from the Charlie god.

I’m gonna go to the Church of Charlie so that badass is forgiven

by The Church of Charlie July 24, 2022

Samara Church

DEFINITION OF SAMARA CHURCH::: MEANIE BO BEANIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SAMARA CHURCH YOU'RE A MEANIE BO BEANIE!!!!!!!!

by SAMARA HATERS November 8, 2018

Church Boy

Literally Parker

Me hello church boy

Church boy shut up

by anonymous March 22, 2022

Bass Church

Anytime a dubstep event is occurring

You want to get stoned and go to Bass Church at the Dragon's Den.

by 🍄-Dough$¥$-🍄 January 16, 2018

Commit Tentacle Church

For when your D&D party doesn't want to deal with the DM's bullshit, and just burns down the building/church/tower that contains the encounter that they had worked for weeks on.

"You see several Mind Flayers through the open doors of the church. Will you go inside to confront them and save the town?"
"We're going to burn it down."
"What?"
"We're going to Commit Tentacle Church on it."

by Marven Songsteel December 2, 2019

Tube-Church

The process of exchanging worms of the anus through the contact of one bum to another.

C Money was tube-churching K-Raw last night when Dude Baby was beating up his girlfriend, God Warrior Baby.

by god warrior baby November 3, 2010