Christian with benefits

Being a devout Christian while also engaging in premarital sex.

Guy 1: I gotta try to hook up with her.
Guy 2: Wait but I thought Christians can't have sex before marriage?
Guy 1: It's cool man, I'm Christian with benefits.

by EscapeTheBubble April 25, 2021

Orthoducks Christian

A Christian who is new to the faith and blindly believes in all trending Christian beliefs out of ignorance, or is simply a life-long sheep to all the popular Orthodox Christian views. Ducks are known for their social behavior and often exhibit following behavior, especially in family groups. Ducklings, in particular, are known to closely follow their parents or adult leaders. An Orthoducks Christian won't take a hard stance on any of the unpopular secondary issues, yet will strongly believe in doctrines like "The Trinity", without even knowing what it is.

"Cassady is an Orthoducks Christian and barely knows the Bible, but would die for his beliefs in a heartbeat."

by StillTrying2Help August 10, 2023

Christian Trudic

Christian Trudic, also known as Trudic or Trudy, sadly has Turner syndrome, but this doesn’t stop him from spreading his herpes to everyone in the school by giving them head. Trudic is a fiend for Bo Russell and has been stalking him everyday just to get a sniff of his ass. People have been known to bend down in front of him when he walks in the room due to his utter sex appeal. He is also considered the greatest grid diet of all time, and Trudic’s greatest past time is griddying in Bo Russell’s BBC. We will never truly know the full power of Trudy but if you see him, hide yo bitch.

“Trudy (Christian Trudic) is my daddy and I love when he griddys and then sketes on my face 😩” -Bo Russell

by Dakota Trudic February 17, 2022

Christian Smith

A red-headed child who has very few friends and wears tube socks.

I saw a christian smith at the food market.

by Smeadly October 24, 2008

Christian Bale

Lose Temper and Yell

If you don't pick up your clothes, your mother is going to go Christian Bale on your ass.

by AICO February 5, 2009

Christian Rock

Music for pansies.

by Anonymous May 25, 2003

christians mom

christian's mom is a very sexy and naughty woman that likes to get anal from bobby until her butthole bleeds and loves ass to mouth very much. christian doesnt know about his mother's sexual tendencies, but bobby likes to remind him as often as possible

bobby: man, christians mom can suck the juice out of my balls.

christian:man, thats not true, i hope.

by kronik420 December 3, 2006