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Chaveler Cheque

n. Similar to a traditional cheque but differs in the fact that the cheque is guaranteed to bounce. Given out by chavs usually to Argos stores in exchange for cheap jewelry.
"So I heard that Argos lost £3000 through chavelers cheques last quarter"
by FlyHigh September 3, 2005
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chavball

The national sport of chavs.

A perjorative term for football (soccer).
Lee is a chav. His favourite sport is chavball and he supports Man. Utd.
by RJH_UK March 31, 2008
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chavs

a group of people, usually consisting of 30 or more (for their own protection from greebs of course) who wear burberry and cheap plastic jewlerry(aka bling) who tend to spend their time taking the piss out of greebs and goths etc(basically anyone who isnt a chav) however, on a friday night they manage to twar themselves away from this joy to go 'up lye' for ' a curry and a fight' as well as getting ratted whenever possible. also known for smoking from an early age and getting pregnant at 6
chav: heygreb, you strtin innit wanna fight me and meh homies innit look at ma bling
greeb: get a life
chav: i got one im off up the lye for a curry and a fight wit ma mates
greeb: wow i wish i had such a good life as you obviously do
chav: thats it ive had it wit you you greeb
greeb:ok then have fun with that :)
chav: oi homies this greeb dissin me innit
*greeb by this time is wetting him/herself laughing
by liz aka liz July 7, 2005
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Chavenstein

The pathetic and worthless outcome of the sloppy fumblings which all 1-2 minutes of pointless prodding (usually into a saggy grey gusset due to the fact that neither of them would think to remove her knickers first) purports to be the act of sexual intercourse between 2 scabby, jobless, skanky drug and Lambrini addled fuck-wits.

This genetically weakened child is usually delivered after 6 months via Caesarean Section due to the fact that the scummy bitch carrying it is:
a) A frequenter of the local shooting gallery
b) A total piss-brain
c) Usually around 15 and already suffering from early-onset emphysema due to chain-smoking from the age of 7
d) Riddled with syphilis due to shagging with any scummer that gave her a ciggy. Just to say 'Thank you'...awwww aint she polite...
e) Dead from all of the above

This feeble child will go through early life reviled for either his abnormally large ears and fingers or her obesity and awful, constant whiff of piss due to her defective bladder.

Eventually these two gene-pool failures will meet and mate with their counterpart and so continues the cycle of life.....

Ain't evolution a bummer?
Most of the fuggly cunts on chavscum.com

Wayne 'jugg-ears' Rooney and his tasteless hoe g/f 'colin'

Vikky Beckham (aka vikki pollard)

Most of the STD addled 14-15yo slutters hanging outside The Event II in Brighton. Chavenstein breeders every fukken 1 lololololol.

Small-cock wanker 19yo twats in their 'poor man's big cock' souped up motors with a fat exhaust sticking out the back. I laugh my fukken ass off every time I see 1 broken down or wrapped around a tree. That's 1 less Chavenstein creator....
by Mik Mak September 7, 2005
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Chavrästerdam

Duuven (Mythical language of the mythical people of Duuve Island, who later settled across North America: literally "City of the Harvester," it is another word for Winnipeg (capital of Manitoba, Canada). Thought up by ARF 34, an unusual person from that city.
I am from Chavrästerdam, Chavrästerania (Manitoba). It is my hometown. It is cold in winter in Chavrästerdam. Chavrästerdam women are very beautiful.
by Adam Smith (Arf 34) December 24, 2004
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Chavagator

Combining the words Chav and propagator. Description of white stretched limo full of young chav kids hanging out of the rear windows as it cruises around town centres.
Don't look now but a Hummer chavagator it trying to do a 48 point turn into Union Street
by m-p May 28, 2005
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chavisto

Prounounced chav-ee-sto. Burberry cap, matching "trakkie" wearing youth, with little respect for others see chav. Chavistos come from middle class backgrounds but still retain the usual chav characteristics. Cars of choice usually include new corsas, clios, etc. Usually bought by their parents as a present for passing his/her two GCSEs. Male chavistos are nearly always complete pussies. These are the worst breed of chav.
chavisto, a chav but worse.
"fucking chavisto"
by hulldude July 20, 2008
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