A smooth operator who likes to fly under the radar. Comes across as nice and well intentioned but be weary, as soon as the opportunity arises they strike.
Keep them away from the wife.
Don’t give them anything they can use against you to their advantage.
Generally less is more with these types.
Keep them away from the wife.
Don’t give them anything they can use against you to their advantage.
Generally less is more with these types.
by Chips Magee June 10, 2022
Get the Carpet Snakemug. “HIGHLY recommend this whole ‘Human Red Carpet’ thing. I just feel so superior walking on red carpet wherever I go.”
by Futt Bucker69 September 27, 2020
Get the Human Red Carpetmug. by ooffkjasdofkjpafdfgfdhgfhjfghj February 12, 2022
Get the carpet munchermug. Placing two to three sheets of toilet paper lengthwise along the long axis of the inspection shelf portion of a toilet. The purpose is to reduce the friction of stool as the toilet is flushed and virtually eliminate skid marks as the log goes down the flume.
That was the largest beef I have ever laid out. I am so glad I did a good pre-flight on that inspection shelf. That turd went for a magic carpet ride !
Please lay down a magic carpet when using the water closet, my back hurts and I am tired of scrubbing burn-outs off my porcelain. Danke !
Please lay down a magic carpet when using the water closet, my back hurts and I am tired of scrubbing burn-outs off my porcelain. Danke !
by Karl Hungus February 5, 2023
Get the Magic Carpet Ridemug. A small section of carpet that is usually placed on top of a large and many times non-carpet floor. Otherwise known as: A rug.
by rasbowlincoln August 8, 2016
Get the Floor Carpetmug. by Owen smithers June 24, 2019
Get the Carpet Bombingmug. by Madfor December 28, 2021
Get the hard wood carpetmug.