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canada's history

all the worst, most explicit words all combined into one super-offending term, Canada's History.

Triggered by Canada's oldest magazine 'The Beaver' changing its name to 'Canada's history'. They changed it because the word beaver has become synonymous with the word vagina to internet-users, so Stephen Colbert called on fans to make 'canada's history' a sexual word as well.
That girl is a real **** **** **** ***..., you might think she's part of 'Canada's history'.
by omeezy_4_sheezy February 5, 2010
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Canada's History

When one takes the Stanley cup, a vat of maple syrup, moose antlers, twin midgets dressed up as Mounties, three double-gay hermaphrodites dressed up as Rush, and then you REFUSE TO DO ANYTHING UNTIL THIS SEX ACT IS RENAMED THE COLBMERICA!
I would love to perform the Colbmerica with all you lovely people, but unfortunately it's called Canada's History, so you'll have to return those costumes.
by NakedAngry February 5, 2010
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Canada's History

A completely Deprived Sex act including: moose antlers, maple syrup, and the stanley cup. This act is so repulsive that people refuse to describe the horrors that unfold when it is performed. It has been left a mystery except for those sick few who have tried it, or have performed it. The only clue we have to what this entails is the rumor that "The hardest part is putting it all in." This is absolutely Grotesque!

This act was created by Americans to make-fun of and to even intimidate Canadians.
Sex in a dumpster with moose antlers, maple syrup, and the stanley cup; and petophillia, necrophillia, coprophilia, bestiality, Rape, incest, bondage, S&M, extreme violence, torture, disemboweling and ending in murder.

Canada's History is the WORST sexual act EVER!
by E.A.B.♥Steven Colbert February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

When a Frenchman and an Englishman double-team a Native American (bonus points if it's an Inuit) while all still feeling inferior to the obscene sex acts of their next door neighbor.
I did Canada's History last night with my friend Jacques and his girlfriend, but guy in the apartment next door was still railing some chick harder!
by Link47 February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A sexual act so deviant, it is only legally performed on Stephen Colbert's C-shaped desk.
I'd like to explore Canada's History with Stephen Colbert
by wigfield84 February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A violent sex act involving a man and a woman, where the man places a set of moose antlers on his erect penis and forcefully enters the womans anus, previously lubed with maple syrup. To finish off, the man ejaculates into the Stanley Cup and pours bagged milk into it. They then both share the nectar.
Person A: "Dude, did you get lucky last night?"
Person B: "Fuck yeah! I got her to do the Canada's History!"
by mystikraven February 4, 2010
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canada's history

a metaphor or simile to describe incredibally bad sex.
ex. Mark was so bad last night, it was like getting read canada's history.

ex.

girl 1: Mark recited canada's history to me last night.
girl 2: It was that bad?
girl 1: Yep.
by im_cool_not February 4, 2010
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