The longstanding Canadian publication "The Beaver" changed it's name to "Canada's History", which is defined above.
by Oh_yeah85 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Pleasuring your partner with moose antlers, while using maple syrup as lubrication. When the partner is aroused enough they finish in the Stanley Cup.
by JustGaveUHerpes February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A violent sex act involving a man and a woman, where the man places a set of moose antlers on his erect penis and forcefully enters the womans anus, previously lubed with maple syrup. To finish off, the man ejaculates into the Stanley Cup and pours bagged milk into it. They then both share the nectar.
Person A: "Dude, did you get lucky last night?"
Person B: "Fuck yeah! I got her to do the Canada's History!"
Person B: "Fuck yeah! I got her to do the Canada's History!"
by mystikraven February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Simple really; the riding of a maple-syrupped moose antler to the point of anal fulfillment while imbibing ejaculatory product from the Stanley Cup. Both the wearing of ice skates and draping oneself in the Canadian flag are of course recommended, but not required in the successful perpetration of Canada's History.
by Stinky Wizzleteats Don't February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. To open a female vagina, and insert a parade of midgets celebrating there very own "mini" independence day, all playing horns and instruments. Generally this is followed by the introduction of a "reverse abortion" as a method of sexual stimulation. This is often done in sport as each participant holds a pair of moose antlers, whilst drenched in maple syrup. Often celebrated when one is in the presence of the Stanley Cup
by liveadvisor February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A term to refer to something of absolutely no value to humanity whatsoever, and thus has no purpose even being discussed.
"Hey man. Guess what?"
"I don't know, but whatever it is I'm sure I'll love it as much as I love Canada's history."
"I don't know, but whatever it is I'm sure I'll love it as much as I love Canada's history."
by iliekmudkipz February 4, 2010
Get the canada's historymug. ex. Mark was so bad last night, it was like getting read canada's history.
ex.
girl 1: Mark recited canada's history to me last night.
girl 2: It was that bad?
girl 1: Yep.
ex.
girl 1: Mark recited canada's history to me last night.
girl 2: It was that bad?
girl 1: Yep.
by im_cool_not February 4, 2010
Get the canada's historymug.