celebricunt

ce·leb·ri·cunt {suh-leb-ri-kuhnt}
–noun, plural
1. a famous or well known asshole
2. a useless person who produces nothing and should commit suicide for the benefit of humanity, but instead persists on living
3. any person who appears on the pages of People Magazine
4. a famous person who gets married more than once
5. Paris Hilton

Paris "Waste of Oxygen" Hilton is a celebricunt, Britney "Bitch" Spears is a celebricunt, etc.

by FUCK CELEBRITIES February 1, 2007

Celsie

A beautiful girl who is open minded and outspoken. She is a go getter who knows how to get what she wants. She has a great sense of humor and an adorable laugh. Her heart is full of those she loves and she is always trying to fix those that are broken. She is lovable and sweet with a side of mischievous and sexy. While hard to to love, she is one worth loving.

Celsie

by Live And Learn January 6, 2014

Cervix tickler

The insertion of one's fist into a vagina until it meets resistance, whereby it unfurls to create a tickling motion against the cervix.

Guy1: "Oh my god dude! I gave this chick the cervix tickler on Saturday!"
Guy2: "M88888"

by Llama_Farmer March 31, 2015

Thot Central

A suburb in Troy, NY called Lansingburgh home to thots. Otherwise known as its a place where white trash and ghettoness can live in peace and harmony. A place where 12 year old girls can give blowjobs in the schools bathrooms and get pregnant by 15.Its also a home to bisexual girls because they turn gay and straight every other day. A place where skaters are free to ride in the run-down Price Chopper and smoke weed. A place that has the highest HIV and AIDS in the area. Yes, Thot Central

1. Thot Central High is my Alma Mater.
2. I'm Moving to Thot Central because I'll be accepted no matter what.
3. Man, when I rode through Thot Central I saw girls twerking in front of Price Chopper for free food stamps.

4. "Mom I'm Pregnant. 'I told you to stay outta Thot Central Emily!"

by king26 December 4, 2013

Spousal Avoidance Center(SAC)

A predefined area designated for complete spousal(female) avoidance. The Spousal Avoidance Center(SAC)can be a man cave, a TV room, a garage or any other physical room that achieves the objective of complete spousal avoidance. Any SAC must be equiped with proper safe-guards to notify the Man in the SAC of the approaching spouse. While in the SAC a man must never respond to the spouse or demonstrate any sense of urgency in leaving the SAC when called to leave. An ideal SAC contains a beer fridge(stocked), shelves for snack foods, microwave, large screen TV for football and other sports, a serious stereo, wall photos of manly icons such as Johnny Cash, Waylon Jennings, John Wayne and Evil Kneivel and also a video gaming center if required. A bar with stools for other men trying to achieve total spousal avoidance is highly encouraged. A toilet is ideal to prevent exiting the SAC for obvious reasons.

"I spent the weekend in the Spousal Avoidance Center after my wife and I got into a fight".
"During football season I can be found in the Spousal Avoidance Center(SAC) on Monday night, Sat. and Sun."
"Dude, come on over, we will go to the SAC and avoid our spouses."
"My wife knows better than to come into the SAC with a honey do list".

by EastClintonHustla February 6, 2009

AND HIS NAME IS.... JOOOOOOHHHHNNN CENA

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is dat john cena
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by xXMemeAndDerpLordXx November 6, 2017

Cerebrosexual

Someone who fucks with people's minds.

Average Joe: Gay or Straight?
Unaverage Joe: Cerebrosexual.
Average Joe: I don't understand.
Unaverage Joe: Exactly.

by creepymangiggles August 4, 2009