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sessler cake 

The act of shitting on the side of or next to a fine champagne cake.
Dude, I cant play CoD now, you made it a sessler cake.
sessler cake by guimonkey November 6, 2009

Batty Cake 

After a long night of romancing Jeff was finally able to slip his member into Jacks batty cake

Prison is a great way to get your batty cake baked
Batty Cake by HoboJoeSA September 26, 2010

Sparkle cake 

Person 1: Dude, look at that killer whale!
Person 2: Dude, that's no killer whale, that's a sparkle cake.
Sparkle cake by ilovegaga January 6, 2012

Filthy Caesar 

The male shits in his partners mouth, then receives oral sex.
"I shit in her mouth, then gave her a Filthy Caesar til i nutted."

muscle cake

Dude, the trainer at the gym gave me tons of muscle cake. I got D bol, Tren, and Sust.
muscle cake by SuperBeast5000 March 25, 2013

Dallas Cake 

When you're licking somebody's anus and they prolapse onto your face/mouth.
"I was licking Tracy out but then she Dallas Cake'd all over my chin."