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Excellent butthole

Exclamation.

1. A salutation for the socially-awkward meaning, "Good-bye. Thank you for a wonderful day of joy, jokes, and memories. Hope the remainder of your day is excellent, and you make kickass pumpkin carvings of animal orifices."
Florence: "Bye, excellent navigation today."
Taylor: "Excellent butthole."
Taylor: "I'm sorry. My brain has been exhausted of all energy levels, and it just decided to stop functioning. I am ashamed."
by Master of Shit Jobs October 9, 2022
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bleached-butthole effect

The bleached-butthole effect —

1. when a shocking, extreme and uncommon subject seems to be more prevalent and relevant than in actuality and receives disproportionate attention in public discourse, to the expense of normal but often critically important subjects
2. when some butthead exploits the bleached-butthole effect for profit, distracting our collective attention away from more relevant and important things, just so butthead and co. can make a buck
3. when the fourth estate promotes this drama, as they're in the business of keeping our attention, and distractions and theatrics are an effective means of doing so
He shamelessly exploited the bleached-butthole effect until he had dominated the collective attention span of the entire world for weeks on end.
by tykomaki February 20, 2022
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butthole fun

Sticking it in without knowing it’s a dude and enjoying it ever so slightly and regretting it afterwards but going back for more
Dude I accidentally had butthole fun last night when I was wasted
by Cbbobb January 9, 2018
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Skibidi Toilet Butthole

The rear end of a skibidi toilet.

i dont know what to put here
Person 1: "I really love skibidi toilet butthole!"
Person 2: "Me too!"
by equiuszahhak December 13, 2024
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Mach Finger Butthole

Stemmed from an inside joke about Pizza Tower, "Mach Finger Butthole" Is a nonsense term referring to a rambunctiously high speed.
Bro... he's going mach finger butthole..

What the fuck?
by ZynexGD December 10, 2024
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Butthole flinger

1) A funny, and immature insult commonly used by close friends.

2) A woman who tries to date your fictional husband
Hey what's up, Butthole fliger
I fucking hate Reptile simps, those Butthole flingers are trying to steal my husband.
by ilovereptilesacidickiss September 25, 2023
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Butthole

After I eat curry, my butthole is like Ernie the plumber.
by Jaimester April 29, 2019
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