Birthday Shit

The one time of the year where you finally expunge your bowels

Finally took my birthday shit

by TheGhav March 5, 2021

Birthday June 7th

This is the WORST birthday ever

“Omg your birthday June 7th?? What a loser!!”

by anonymous March 22, 2021

Birthday shot

The expedited ingestion of a large quantity of alcohol, as prompted by the random selection of one’s numerical birth day in a game of chance. Preferably consumed from a WVU-branded glass container of five or more inches in height.

“Wow, it really landed on 26 again. Time for another birthday shot that exceeds my average daily caloric intake.”

by project141764 March 28, 2021

Birthday

A day to celebrate that you haven’t died in the last year.

It’s my birthday! One year closer to death.

by The CB unhitch May 13, 2021

Birthday

Noah/Ryan HAS TO james on the day before his birthday. It's required.

Wow noah, you better answer james. Its the day before his birthday!

by May 25 May 14, 2021

Birthday Suprise

When you come home from a hard day at work and find your girlfriend in the pile driver position with a lit sparkler inserted into her anus. After which you proceed to remove the lot sparkler and perform anal sex whilst holding said sparkler

I came home to a birthday suprise!

by Thecooltaters June 25, 2021

Birthday name

Name given to you on your birthday

Tom: Whats your birthday name?
Debby: My what???

by Birthday name August 5, 2021