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purp bean

a popular saying in new zealand meaning, the fish n chip shop.
"hey, where's the purp bean at?"

"yea, me and the kids are going to get some purp bean"

"you work at purp bean?"

"there's only enough room for one purp bean in this town bro"
by Dan an October 20, 2013
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Bean Crocking

When a group of horny females get together and simultaneously frig their beans. Usually turns into a hot, wet orgy.
My girl friends came over and after a few drinks we started getting wet and horny we were bean crocking the rest of the night.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
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idiotic bean

when someone is so stupid that you pass out
your such an idiotic bean
by mnbjkl January 20, 2021
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Bean Blender

The act of gripping a woman's clitoris, or bean, between your thumb and index finger and twisting. The is the vaginal equivalent of a titty twister.
I finally got Alissa back last night with a mean bean blender!
by amtS13 March 24, 2011
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bean tap

When you get hit in one of your nuts, but while its mostly a near miss, it hurts worse than a dead-on bullseye.
Me: "................"
Wife: "Oh Jesus it was just a little tap; quit being such a fuckin baby."
Me: ".......hhh........."
Wife: "I don't care how hard you bean tap yourself, you aren't getting out of watching Glee with me."
Me: ".........hhhhhhhhggggggnnnnh.......,,"
Wife: "Go ahead and turn blue all you want. You have to breathe sometime, so ill just pause the DVR until you grow the fuck up."
by Nremtp78 December 6, 2013
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Bean Pouch

She caught me looking at snap nudes and kicked me in the bean pouch.

I just shaved my bean pouch. It’s so smooth when it’s shorn.

Not only did she neck down my entire pole, she also took the bean pouch at the same time.
by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019
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Bean Blush

When that clit gets all swollen and stays red for hours as a result of excessive sex or masturbation.
My girlfriend flicked my bean so much yesterday I had bean blush.

Rachel was complaining she could walk and had bean blush after I hit that pussy all night.
by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018
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