Happy Houring

The action of going to happy hour (bar, restaurant, etc.) with others in an attempt to get discounts on food or drinks from said establishment.

We went happy houring on Wednesday night and got cheap fries.

by brownbaglunch April 14, 2021

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happy hypoxemic

patients with low oxygen saturation in the blood but without visible signs of respiratory distress

Scott MD: How are you doin' today?
Jeff: Never better, doc.
Scott MD: Dude, you're one strong, happy hypoxemic Covid patient!

by timlight April 25, 2020

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Happy Easter!

by I love Post Malone! April 12, 2020

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crack a happy

When the male reproductive organ becomes erect.

guy1:dude when i was talking to Danielle i almost cracked a happy.
guy2:Haha, that would of sucked dude. To crack a happy in public is embarrassing.

Alternate names: Woody, boner, prof. stiffy, rod, ect...

by Keller Brewer March 26, 2008

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happy mayonaise

When you notice your girlfriend is happy and you decide to surprise her with cumshot attack just to ruin her day

Ahh man jenna was bragging about how good her day was so I hit that bitch with some happy mayonaise just to shut her up

by chubbzilla April 24, 2016

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happy wave

Becoming exuberant in an attempt to meet a potential bedmate and waving one's hand frantically thus destroying any potential meeting.

Well I was going to slow down and let this car full of girls catch up to us but your boy just happy waved them from the backseat. Now they probably think we're all gay.

by St Charles Whisker Biscuit January 29, 2014

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