58th base

Sex with Shawn Micheal Graves.
This is all.

Its worth it.
I'm magical.

Me+You, your sister, your mother, your grandmother and your wierd uncle rick=58th base

by Shawn Micheal Graves June 10, 2009

Fifth Base

The true test of a relationship. It is when a male and a female truly love each other--through marriage, pregnancy, children and everlasting happiness. Sure, it may be cool and stuff to go for the milk instead of buying the cow, but you won't be saying that when your temporary slutty partner begins to hate you.

Lifeless dumbass who is too insecure to use a spoon or watch the movie Titanic: Awww man. All that work I did to get to a home run and now I have to start over. I envy all the nice guys and girls actually able to sustain a relationship :(

by VGerX2001 September 4, 2004

All Your Base

one of the funniest parodies I've ever heard. inspired by the really crappily translated theme song from gundam wing, this has turned out to be one of the most widely known parodies on the web, all your base, is gamer speak, (or gamer sp33k if you will) for "I have beaten you" and is an abreviation for "all your base are belong to us" is sung to a dronish voice that sounds like what may be an early version of an android.

captain: what happen?
operator: main screen turn on.
cats: how are you gentlemen? Captain: What happen?
Operator: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What!
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's You!!
Cats: How are you gentlemen!!
All your base are belong to us.
You are on the way to destruction.
captain: what you say?!
cats: you have no cahnce to survive, make your time... ha ha ha...!!!

by jimmy smith April 9, 2005

fourth base

After 3ed base is when you add animals in your sexual activity.

"Jan and John throw butter and smokey in there titty fucking asshole pleasures when they got to fourth bases."

by dickinyourmouth January 22, 2009

103455th base

Being called Matteo

I got to 103455th base when i was born

by Rocks1212 September 3, 2016

21st base

Giving yourself a blow job. Then your penis blows up. And then the world blows up. And a penis takes its place.

Friend Isn't that just 20th base but extreme?

Me:Fuck yeah it is. 21st base is better though.

by Please. Stop. April 4, 2017

twentieth base

The final base.
When a guy fucks another dead guy through his penis hole while being penetrated by a shemale

Friend 1: Yo, I heard you and Josh got to the twentieth base last night at the funeral. That's fucked up.
Friend 2: I regret nothing.

by RageFurious May 26, 2018