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Northern Territory Bitumen Bandit

Indigenous land dweller from the continent of Australia who enjoys a beer, blowjob and a jersey jab, all the while still stopping traffic with their unnecessary passion to sleep on the warm bitumen of the roads in the upper quadrants of the State of the Northern Territory.
Hey Neil, get a load of that "Northern Territory Bitumen Bandit", he shouldn't sleep on the road, always forgets to eat breakfast! The bloody turkey!
by The Kingsbray Chookie May 5, 2019
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bandit

by Kozzau October 27, 2021
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only bandits

Usually you’re crew your day ones the homies particularly used as a group chat name.
“Man that’s funny send it to only bandits
by Jay_r7o2 November 21, 2023
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Bus stop bandit

Most devious cunt in all of bonny
The bus stop bandit stuck again
by Coldesteverin April 22, 2023
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Laker Ice Bandit

An unsavory member of society, typically from the Canadian province of Ontario. Named for the distinctive black can of Laker Ice beer, which is known for having the highest ABV-cost ratio of any beer available in the province.

Laker Ice bandits can typically be observed engaging in theft, pretty crime, and general grifting. When confronted, they may also become aggressive. They can be observed in most medium-to-major sized downtown areas in Ontario, and are frequently spotted near liquor stores.
Plaz: What was that racket I heard last night?

Ratte: Don't worry dude, it was just a Laker Ice Bandit collecting the cans D-Beers left in the backyard

Plaz: No dude, I swear I heard him in the garage

Ratte: OH FUCK, he stole my bike!
by ratteoche January 12, 2024
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The tasty kake bandit

A sneaky little boi with a mustache And a itty-bitty goatee Who loves his tasty cakes yummy yummy yummy
Hey boss what happened to all the tastykakes”
“Oh god oh god we got hit by the dastardly the Tasty kake bandit.oh no he must’ve waddled away with them“
“Ong?”
by TheGrozzlyBear August 31, 2022
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bed bandit

One who drunkenly passes out on another's bed or couch without permission.
Keri passed out on the couch after the party, fucking bed bandit.
by ThorV April 12, 2016
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