by Shadow Jr. November 08, 2020
by Beau_the_smeg February 07, 2025
Both partners are blindfolded, they each sit on one of their hands until it falls asleep. They then proceed to masturbate their partner, with their numb hand.
Karen: What did you do last night, Amanda?
Amanda: Chad and I stayed home and did a Double Blind Placebo!
Amanda: Chad and I stayed home and did a Double Blind Placebo!
by kimmytee October 13, 2019
The distributor was held to border-blind policies of the manufacturer, or else their rights to distribute would be terminated.
by Laurie Means Business January 27, 2014
by RockyWears April 18, 2024
A condition that occurs as a result of living in and around so much miscellaneous debris and detritus (AKA clutter), that it becomes impossible to see the object you’re looking for. Symptoms are exacerbated when said object is nestled in the mess, right in front of your face. The worst symptoms of clutter blindness seem to peak when the missing object is small, easily recognizable, of great value and/or importance, especially when you could swear to Christ you just had the goddamned thing a second ago.
wanted to go out with you guys really badly, but I spent the whole weekend suffering from clutter blindness. I was searching for my grandmother’s engagement ring, which is very valuable, shiny, important, and I desperately needed to find so I could propose to Jennifer. Luckily the clutter blindness briefly lifted after a week of searching and I was able to see that it had been on my coffee table the entire time, nestled amidst a collection of Snapple and 2-liter bottle caps, various writing utensils, two full dinner services worth of flatware, and the two sets of keys I already lost this year the exact same way, and which yes, I was coincidentally looking for! Thank you so much for asking!
by RedesignThePinecones July 27, 2021
She was pulling down the blinds yesterday
by You Know Im Always Right January 18, 2016