by turdburglar0 June 7, 2011
Get the beast infectionmug. The mark on one side of your lover's face caused by long vigorous heterosexual sex in the missionary position. Characteristically shown by a red beard-burn on the apple of the cheek and black eye make-up that has smudged around the respective side, giving a bruising effect. The "Mark" can often times be confused as spousal abuse as it looks like the bitch just got punched in the face.
by Bildivarian February 14, 2009
Get the Mark of the Beastmug. A person, usually of beastly qualities, that can perform feats of such a beastly nature, it is said to be blasphemy, or Magic.
The initials of a Beast Magician are B.M.
Anyone that says that B.M. stands for bowel movement is a person that obviously has no confidence about their social standing, so they must make jokes about different topics in the field of excrement.
The initials of a Beast Magician are B.M.
Anyone that says that B.M. stands for bowel movement is a person that obviously has no confidence about their social standing, so they must make jokes about different topics in the field of excrement.
Person 1: "Yo, that guy is such a Beast Magician, hey, he's a B.M.!!!!"
Person 2: "He's a bowel movement?" (Looks for approval from his friends that he is funny)
Person 1: You are an idiot.
Person 2's "friends": Yeah, you are lame.
Person 2: "He's a bowel movement?" (Looks for approval from his friends that he is funny)
Person 1: You are an idiot.
Person 2's "friends": Yeah, you are lame.
by XxiLuSiOnZxX April 23, 2011
Get the Beast Magicianmug. Callum is the foulest of all beasts and he looks like a foul beast and his mating call sounds like Minecraft sounds. He has teeth like a rabbit 🐇 and kills you with his looks and has every disease ever recorded
by Hgffhjuy October 24, 2019
Get the Foul beastmug. what you are when you have made a significant mistake and/or error in judgement and gotten caught doing so and are about to pay the price. The "beast" can be your boss, girlfriend/boyfriend, wife/husband, a judge, or a competitor,pretty much anybody really.
Guy 1: "The cop saw me pissing out the window of her car and now I'm being brought up on indecent exposure, public intoxication, and drunken and disorderly charges. That's like $2,000 in fines!"
Guy 2: "Dude, you are meat for the beast."
Guy 2: "Dude, you are meat for the beast."
by Wandering in the Desert July 6, 2011
Get the Meat for the Beastmug. A person who can not afford high end street wear but some how still looks good. Typically shops at thrift stores. Opposite of a hypebeast.
by yodascrotch February 21, 2017
Get the budget beastmug. 