Tall lanky and very clumsy man-like creature. Likes to sniff your armpits and collects his own toe nail clippings. Also, it has a very unpleasant odor.
by Slimstacy June 25, 2017
Get the craig wellsmug. A small town in Colorado 30 miles from the Kansas Border. A place where you have to mind your P's and Q's because lots of people don't want to make friends here and don't trust outsiders. There are lots of drugs and corruption but the Sheriff doesn't care because he doesn't get paid to work here. Also, if you choose to do business, there are some who will think nothing of cheating you out of your own britches. so DO YOUR HOMEWORK FIRST.
Susan: We were on our way to the Kansas border when we stopped through a town where nobody smiled, and everybody scowled or tried to kill our hope with pitchforks.
Betty: That must be Cheyenne Wells!
Betty: That must be Cheyenne Wells!
by ToughShit June 2, 2016
Get the cheyenne wellsmug. A term colloquially applied to an individual who meticulously avoids carbohydrates, strategically manipulates nutrients, and leverages their dietary choices as both a political statement and a testament to their superiority. This person often believes their eating habits not only contribute to personal health but also significantly benefit the environment, thereby asserting moral and ethical high ground based on their consumption patterns.
Claire is such a Wellness Bitch! She won't come out with us to the Italian restaurant because everything has gluten and nightshades in it.
by Joan Breibart March 13, 2024
Get the Wellness Bitchmug. 
Bernice came flouncing into the room - her well anchored rack perky but uncharacteristically subdued.
by Bryce Bernard July 6, 2018
Get the Well anchored rackmug. 
