Angry Garrett

While receiving rough oral sex from either a male or female partner, the receiver of the blow job will abruptly grab the back of their partner's head, by the hair, and forcefully gag them as they ejaculate on their larynx (vocal chords). Naturally they will run around screaming in pain, but their voice will sound like that of Brad Garrett (Robert Barone from the T.V. Series: Everybody Loves Raymond). You will laugh as the squalor in the room sounding like Brad Garrett.

Dan: Hey how was last night, Phill?
Phill: Dude, I was getting head from Sara and I gagged her when I cummed. Gave that Bitch an "Angry Garrett" and laughed for hours.

by joeymoorisey August 2, 2010

angry ocelot

Have your woman do a hand stand, and pour packets of Pop Rocks into her vagina. Once popping commences have her get on her knees and elbows, with her hands out in front, so she is relaxing as an ocelot would. Screw her until the Pop Rocks have stopped popping. At this point add more Pop Rocks to either her vagina or mouth and screw her or get head. It may be hard to to find a vagina with particularly large women, so it is advised to roll them in flour. You can assume that the flour will stick to any moisture, so this may help to locate the vagina. If this does not work, looking for pubes would be the next logical step. Based on the fact that large women can not see their vagina's, it would be impossible for them to shave down there. This tip may also help you find your point of entry. When all else fails, poke your dick around until it feels good.

Do not mess with the angry ocelot.

by doubleO July 16, 2010

The Angry Baker

When you stick your dick in a loaf of bread then fuck a girl to give her a yeast infection

My girlfriend was being a bitch so I gave her the angry baker.

by JimmyRude December 29, 2007

Angry Beaver

Used to describe a number of maladies and discomforts that could befall the vagina. It could be severe razor rash, thong rash, a nasty yeast infection, or the onset of ones period coupled with pms.

OMG, girl! I shaved with a dull razor and now I have one Angry Beaver!

by foofy January 17, 2009

angry period monster

A female who is currently undergoing PMS, or her menstrual cycle.

An angry period monster, or APM, often exhibits the following characteristics, including, not but limited to, violent mood swings, irrational behavior, frequent irritating text message sending, being annoying, ruining your day, destroying your concentration before a test, and just being an overall bitch.

Also called angry menstruating monsters, or AMM's (pronounced "AY-DOUBLE M").

A typical text message conversation between a male and an angry period monster:

(9:43 AM) APM: can't wait to see you this fridayy!
(9:45 AM) Guy: yeah, can't wait
(9:46 AM) APM: you know what, fuck you. you're a fucking asshole.

...

(9:48 AM) APM: wtf is your problem asshole??
(9:51 AM) APM: you know what? im just done. bye.
(9:54 AM) APM: are you fucking kidding me? what the fuck is your problem?

by big tall giraffe March 4, 2011

angry smurf

Is where a girl is giving a man a handjob, and then squeezes the mans hard penis until it turns blue

after i gave becky an angry bath, she returned the favor with an angry smurf.

by dan and david July 6, 2006

Andru

a. obsessed with Lady Gaga
b. NOT spelled like A-N-D-R-E-W
c. very tall

You totally need to find yourself an Andru!

by PH^_^ January 23, 2011