Evan

A loud guy that thinks he is the shit and he is a piece of shit. He likes to take peoples things and run with them and likes YEE YEE

Evan is a dumb bitch

by Jahahahakakansnajakmzbxbs June 23, 2022

Austin evans

Hey guyys, this is Austin.

Austin Evans is Linus Sebastian KitKat's enemy.

by pseudophyle September 27, 2023

Evan

Evan is an amazing person.He makes the funniest jokes,he is very kind hearted and if you have a chance with an evan just know your going to have the best life.Most Evan's may not have the best friends but he is way better and has a way different personality then the people he knows.Even is very smart.He has wonderful brown eyes like a puppy dog.If you ever get the chance to meet even better be in love your gonna love your life after you meet Evan.

-if a certain Evan ever comes across this just know that a blonde blue eyed girl really likes you,Also know that your a wonderful amazing person and all lot of people would agree with me

Girl:I wish I was with an evan
Friend: your gonna have the best life with an evan,they are so kind hearted and amazing.

by Lola0824 January 17, 2023

logan thirteen evans

a dude who is white

loves anime

really swag

has a cool hat and form his words has a massive cock

wow! its logan thirteen evans! he has a massive cock for some reason :(

by RamOrRow November 28, 2023

evan

a great guy, he’s really talented and smart but he doesn’t know it, he’s a great listener and he’s such a dork but he’s my dork. he’s really funny and really fucking good at playing the guitar, and he’s for sure one of the most selfless and kind people i’ve ever met. he’s a great hugger and he has really strong arms and abs, we have so many inside jokes and he makes me feel so much better about myself. he’s a genuine person, and he always accepts me and supports me no matter what:) he’s really nice to my family and my friends, he’s also really empathetic and he’s really hot, he’s a great boyfriend and friend. such a great person, i don’t ever want to lose him, i love you evan:))

“evan spent like two hundred dollars taking ubers to see me this weekend”
“oh what a silly goose”

by sugar daddy ;) November 6, 2020

Evan

Evan is a wonderful, loving, cute, handsome, funny guy. He loves to cuddle and have a good time. He loves watching cute movies together as a couple and is a big big big munch. He usually has a mullet that he really pulls off. His mullet is the most gracious and perfect of all time.

You don’t want to miss out on an Evan.

“I love how cool Evan is!”

by catmuncher132 May 25, 2023

Evan

A man whose soul captures you from a great distance, whose purity of heart and sparking of mind delights and fires your own soul, whose voice and breath and beating heart feel like an extension of your own, whose dreams and passions and zeal for life become infused with yours, whose searching eyes point you to your own universe, kaleidoscopic beauty unfolding and a thousand suns rising.

Evan is the sweetest man ever.

by KCAnne October 12, 2023