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ball hand

the hand that usually ends up cradling your balls at night while sleeping.
My wife did not appreciate when I carressed her face in the morning with my ball hand.
by morranga July 13, 2011
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Ball chaser

A Rocket League player that has a below average amount of brain cells. Typically has a large array of insults and slurs to use when they are called out for their nonsense. Pysonix (Rocket League developer) seems to not care about these insults and slurs, but they do like to ban people for not liking mac n' cheese. Again, these are the same guys that have servers that run on waffles and maple syrup. Basically, a ball chaser attacks the ball even with no boost, or at bad angles. A Rocket League ball chaser is not to be confused with the sexual definition, which is basically a female simp. Please refrain from talking back to a ball chaser, as you will get banned for insulting an innocent player. Ball chasers are often compared to younger siblings, due to the fact that they constantly do dumb shit and put the blame on the innocent person. The term "Ball chaser" came up sometime during Rocket Leagues first 6 years, and honestly, who the fuck knows when people started calling players that. Ball chasers often like to attack you, with their cars. If you can't hit the ball, then you might as well go for anything else, whether its boost, or an enemy car, or your teammates car, just fucking hit it. Who cares anymore? What do you have to lose?
Gamer: this guy cant stop attacking the ball
Idot: he must be a ball chaser

Once your poor teammate realizes you are ball chasing, he will casually call you 3 slurs, throw the probably winnable game away, and instantly leave after a successful throw attempt.

"If ball chasing was a crime, I would be a good citizen" - Musty 1989

"If thy teammate commences in ball chasing, bonk them" - Einstein 2013

"Yeah, I ball chase, but at least I like mac n' cheese" - The average Rocket League player (2014-2021)
by FellowBallChaser January 21, 2021
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carpenters balls

a painful testicular condition caused by sitting on a hot tar roof all day. causes your balls to swell and ache to the extreme
carl got carpenters balls from working on his roof an could barely walk for a week
by jessica1# February 8, 2010
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Lucille Ball

Lucille Désirée Ball was an American actress, comedian, model, entertainment studio executive, and producer. She was the star of the self-produced sitcoms I Love Lucy, The Lucy Show, Here's Lucy, and Life with Lucy, as well as comedy television specials aired under the title The Lucy-Desi Comedy Hour.
Lucille Ball is the greatest femaleness comedian of all time!
by Desi Arnaz November 27, 2018
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gargantuan balls

Used to describe absolutely enormous balls of a "gargantuan magnitude."
Person 1: Did you see that video of the guy whose nuts were so big, he couldn't even go outside?
Person 2: I know! He had gargantuan balls.
Person 1: I hope he gets better.
by pinjer September 30, 2018
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Beach Ball

Hey girl, put that beach ball in the air
Look at 'dem beach balls
Imma smack that beach ball
by dirtymikeanddaboyz September 13, 2019
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Shaved Balls

Where a males balls are smooth and girls won’t be gagging and making fur balls
“Woah you’ve got some nice shaved balls
by AA Batteries September 7, 2019
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