Someone who keeps a tight grasp of his nuts - usually derogatory, and implies that this is happening during masturbation.
by Homer Szechual January 8, 2012
Get the squirrel grippermug. by The cuntalope December 4, 2013
Get the Feral squirrelmug. Pertaining to a lack of composure of the bowels; vis.: bum-wee; esp. following a period of extensive alcohol intake beginning circa age 14.
Symptoms include, but are not limited to: Bum wee; corrosive flatulence; the inability to travel more than 20m without requiring defecation; sonorous and voluble digestion; the requirement to eat healthily for brief but ultimately insignificant periods; Chicken Cottage.
A recent 7-year study has found no medical cure.
Remarkable similarity to Irritable Bowel Syndrome
Noted for increased prevalence in Lincolnshire, UK.
Symptoms include, but are not limited to: Bum wee; corrosive flatulence; the inability to travel more than 20m without requiring defecation; sonorous and voluble digestion; the requirement to eat healthily for brief but ultimately insignificant periods; Chicken Cottage.
A recent 7-year study has found no medical cure.
Remarkable similarity to Irritable Bowel Syndrome
Noted for increased prevalence in Lincolnshire, UK.
by A Random Architect November 13, 2011
Get the Squirrell Syndromemug. by kcroyals22211 April 6, 2011
Get the red squirrelmug. to run and throw your pelvis in the air, resembling a flying squirrell.
Usually directed at someone whether it be a best friend or fat-chick.
Usually directed at someone whether it be a best friend or fat-chick.
by AnthonyWeaver April 20, 2006
Get the flying squirrellmug. by B&B in the morning August 11, 2012
Get the Baby night squirrelmug. by Jim and Wilson May 6, 2020
Get the lovely bit of squirrelmug.