When an individual is provided with an external stimulus or situation that the individual does not want.
It is similar to a) suddenly finding that you have a shorter penis than previously (perhaps after swimming)
b) when a love removes his trousers and has a really short penis
It is similar to a) suddenly finding that you have a shorter penis than previously (perhaps after swimming)
b) when a love removes his trousers and has a really short penis
"Marcus has to work on the weekend! That's awful."
"He sure does. He gets a lot of short dick surprises like that."
"He sure does. He gets a lot of short dick surprises like that."
by Captain Hotpants September 18, 2015
Get the short dick surprisemug. The descriptive name of a now-famous male hairstyle. Before it was called the "sweet-short-long", it was called "hockey hair". Of course, now it is called the "mullett". But the potential for slight shifts of emphasis within "sweet-short-long" cleary make it the best choice, as illustrated by the example below:
Friend 1: I haven't seen Jackson in awhile. Does he still have that sweet-short-long?
Friend 2: Yeah, but he's starting to lose his hair, it's more like a sweet-bald-long now.
Friend 2: Yeah, but he's starting to lose his hair, it's more like a sweet-bald-long now.
by Kurtisheath January 18, 2009
Get the Sweet-short-longmug. Staying away from home all night, esp. due to casual sex at someone else's house. From Australian Football League away uniforms: the 'away' playing team always wears white shorts.
Jane walks in the door at 11am.
Jane's housemate: (sly look) "So, did you wear the white shorts, then?"
Jane: "Shut up!"
Jane's housemate: (sly look) "So, did you wear the white shorts, then?"
Jane: "Shut up!"
by rosiefantail September 28, 2008
Get the wear the white shortsmug. A kid that is addicted/too into YouTube shorts, and tends to say the newest (or reuploaded) memes out loud.
Person: “Hey, what’s up?”
Shorts Kid: *looking at phone* OMG HAHA SPINNING CHIP MEME *T-poses* 1 2 BUCKLE MY SHOEEEE 3 4 BUCKLE SOME MORE-
Person: Ugh, he is such a YouTube Shorts Kid.
Shorts Kid: *looking at phone* OMG HAHA SPINNING CHIP MEME *T-poses* 1 2 BUCKLE MY SHOEEEE 3 4 BUCKLE SOME MORE-
Person: Ugh, he is such a YouTube Shorts Kid.
by Alexander_7777 June 14, 2023
Get the YouTube Shorts Kidmug. A phrase that describes a female that works at a conveince store/mini mart/or any sort of gas station.
by itsyaboii April 6, 2010
Get the Short Down Martmug. by busstop123 February 5, 2010
Get the short bussingmug. (N.)
The worshipped God of all video games and paraphenalia. Loved by many, considered a pervert by all, he is a boon to our society.
The worshipped God of all video games and paraphenalia. Loved by many, considered a pervert by all, he is a boon to our society.
by Shorty T. November 14, 2004
Get the Short Thimblemug.