by busstop123 February 05, 2010
pum pum shorts are extremely short shorts. short enough to be panties. they only cover half your ass and most of your pum pum
by Kerry K July 07, 2006
The posture assumed in couples selfies by a taller woman dating a shorter man, so as to appear equal in height to her partner.
"I didn't know Lisa was six feet tall, she looks Jeff's height in all their pictures!"
"Yep, that's the magic of the short guy squat."
"Yep, that's the magic of the short guy squat."
by miss_tarrare July 27, 2014
Staying away from home all night, esp. due to casual sex at someone else's house. From Australian Football League away uniforms: the 'away' playing team always wears white shorts.
Jane walks in the door at 11am.
Jane's housemate: (sly look) "So, did you wear the white shorts, then?"
Jane: "Shut up!"
Jane's housemate: (sly look) "So, did you wear the white shorts, then?"
Jane: "Shut up!"
by rosiefantail August 04, 2008
When an individual is provided with an external stimulus or situation that the individual does not want.
It is similar to a) suddenly finding that you have a shorter penis than previously (perhaps after swimming)
b) when a love removes his trousers and has a really short penis
It is similar to a) suddenly finding that you have a shorter penis than previously (perhaps after swimming)
b) when a love removes his trousers and has a really short penis
"Marcus has to work on the weekend! That's awful."
"He sure does. He gets a lot of short dick surprises like that."
"He sure does. He gets a lot of short dick surprises like that."
by Captain Hotpants August 12, 2015
The descriptive name of a now-famous male hairstyle. Before it was called the "sweet-short-long", it was called "hockey hair". Of course, now it is called the "mullett". But the potential for slight shifts of emphasis within "sweet-short-long" cleary make it the best choice, as illustrated by the example below:
Friend 1: I haven't seen Jackson in awhile. Does he still have that sweet-short-long?
Friend 2: Yeah, but he's starting to lose his hair, it's more like a sweet-bald-long now.
Friend 2: Yeah, but he's starting to lose his hair, it's more like a sweet-bald-long now.
by Kurtisheath October 06, 2008
A phrase that describes a female that works at a conveince store/mini mart/or any sort of gas station.
by itsyaboii April 06, 2010