Dogwood Pony Girl

A Dogwood Pony Girl, is a member of a made up elite girls' equestrian school located in the mythical town of Dogwood, Connecticut. Because of it's mysterious provenance, , it has been used to describe a woman who is super smart , beautiful self reliant , but in-inexplicably mysterious.

Have met Sarah? Shes that bio egineering major that transferred from Stanford with the super strong legs. It's hard to get much out of her, She's a total Dogwood Pony Girl.

by Torbert May 21, 2023

Poni

Poni is literally a perfect human being. He can be a perfect boyfriend or a friend indeed.

People like to be around a poni.

Wow she’s so lucky to have poni

by Lil booty minter November 23, 2021

pony

A latin based word now defined as a slur to describe someone that is of a short stature.

Look at that dude, I'd be embarrassed to be a pony like him.

by TheOnlineGexMaster July 14, 2024

Pony pack

A small square of paper folded to hold cocaine as it wont get stuck to it like plastic bags do since theyre made of paper or card.

just got a half and its in a baggy not a pony pack half of its stuck to the corners!

by Bigboy packet April 3, 2022

Chuck Pony

Muscle spasm (most often experienced in the calf muscles known as a Charley Horse) which occur in the forearm.

She went outside to exercise, became dehydrated and got a Chuck Pony in her forearm.

by Lynn’L Bean October 6, 2025

Flopsy mopsy topside pony

When longish hair is worn in a ponytail on the top of the head so that it looks like a mop and flops around.

The girl flounced over to her friends wearing her flopsy mopsy topside pony like a school yard name badge.

by Sammie75 March 7, 2020

Pony

The magical word used by an amazing friend to screw over one of her closest friends in Scrabble.

Also an inside joke between Home Chicken and Maroon.

Look what I got for your birthday, Homer. A Pony (sarcasm). A fucking Pony. 😁🐎

by PoolPlayingPony August 1, 2019