November 5

National kiss your boyfriend/girlfriend✌🏼🤪

Bro today is national kiss your girlfriend/boyfriend day on November 5

by Black Dora nigger fagg November 5, 2019

September 5

National clingy day

Her: why you being so clingy
Me: it's September 5

by Shylique September 4, 2021

5'hot"

The slang term for maximum hotness, dependent on height.

She has the height of 5'hot".

by John Lambert May 16, 2007

february 5

It's Kyle J. Simmons birthday so you'd better get a mustache or he will get into your room through your window like Shrek did*.

* "Shrek is love, Shrek is life" video.

Random 3-years-old kid: My birthday is on February 5th!
Me: Oh boy...

by la_polaca_bilingue October 15, 2019

December 5

National beat your meat in front of your crush

December 5 is the day you beat it in front of your crush

by rPvnther December 3, 2019

top 5

Really hot girl. In the top 5 of hottest girls you’ll ever see

Guy: Excuse me ma’am, but I think you’re top 5

Woman: top 5?

Guy: you’re in the top of hottest women I’ve ever seen!

by The sheriff January 17, 2018

Rule 5

DO NOT SIMP FOR CHEMS

greener: "I like chems' conten-"

other greener: "RULE 5!!!!!!"

by ThatCookiGuy May 1, 2022