“And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, ‘O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.’ And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and- Skip a bit me liege And the Lord spake, saying, ‘First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'”
"Consult the Book of Armaments!"
"Armaments Chapter 2:9-21"
Recite verses
"Ok, here we go"
"1! 2! 5!"
"Three Sir"
"3!"
"Armaments Chapter 2:9-21"
Recite verses
"Ok, here we go"
"1! 2! 5!"
"Three Sir"
"3!"
by ﾠ February 28, 2022
21 february is the national kiss your crush day
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It's a birthday party where you and you're friends sit in a room with snacks and smoke weed for someone's 21st birthday
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by stoppostingaboutBALLER February 11, 2023
A small pickup truck from the year 1980-1995 preferably a Japan Nissan Truck (whatever the Vin says). Commonly mistaken as a weedeater when started up, or if even started. It has rust from inside out,rust on steering wheel to rust on the tires. Owned by mainly a younger audience of 10-12 years of age having big dreams for the truck but no income. Inside of truck usually smells of dip but not just any kind of dip,no,its freaking Copenhagen,yes that's right, and old mold and 35 year old gasoline. They do not exist anymore in the 21st century because chip foose cannot even make this rust bucket look decent
Rob-Damn man I thought you was getting a truck?
Josh-This is a truck iven been wanting this.
Rob-No this is a rust bucket 21 you might as well put it in the burn pile
Josh-*puts dip in
Josh-This is a truck iven been wanting this.
Rob-No this is a rust bucket 21 you might as well put it in the burn pile
Josh-*puts dip in
by Rust Bucket July 07, 2015