Dance Floor Spooning

Also called spoondancing or spoongrinding. Goes beyond grinding. When a girl's ass is against a guy's crotch and instead of her shaking her ass and him either standing and enjoying it or shaking his crotch around, they move together like they are glued. The guy's crotch is pivoted upward and forward on the girl's ass so it looks like they are spooning/banging on the dance floor. Usually happens at school dances between couples. Makes everyone uncomfortable.

"Dude, Ally and Michael were dance floor spooning all night. I was like, get a room, creepers, you look like wild animals on a full moon."

"wait till she ends up pregnant"

by suckitupanddeal October 20, 2011

To spoon one's soup

To spoon one's soup} is the sexual stimulation of one's own genitals (primarily, and usually female) for sexual arousal or other sexual pleasure, usually to the point of orgasm. The expression originates from the fact that when a person engages in the activity it sounds akin to putting and remove a spoon from soup (usually noodle soup)

Lisa spent over 3 hours spooning her soup last night. She squirted all over the bed.

Tyler explained that to spoon one's soup is to masturbate.

by King Taye June 2, 2020

Angry Spoon Man

One of the hottest fictional characters to ever exist. aka George of Nottingham from Robin hood:Prince of thieves who is played by Alan Rickman a very smexy actor

Person 1: Omg who's that
Person 2: Oh that's Angry spoon man he's very smexy isn't he
Person 1: Very

by feralofnottingham August 8, 2021

Spoon Wiener Slapper

Someone who walks into local grocery stores and slaps his wiener with a spoon while walking like he just got ass banged.

"It's the Spoon Wiener Slapper!"

*slap slap slap slap slap*

by KENNY KATAKLYSM April 29, 2011

Silver spoon Haze

A very potent form of haze known for its bronze color, and very potent smell.

That silver spoon haze got me blasted last night son Twice

by S Marcus March 31, 2007

Human Spooning Centipede

a line of people laying chest to back (facing the same direction) with one another, making a long line of spooners.

courtney mitchells favourite thing to do is spoon like a human spooning centipede

by taraishilarious October 21, 2010

Peanut butter spoon

Charlie had a peanut butter spoon. That's it nothing more.

"You guy's ever look up Peanut butter spoon on the urban dictionary?"

by Bigmode September 19, 2020