fanum tax

When you are a big black man that taxes one percent of your food whenever a meal is present in the house

Kai Cenat got fanum taxed out of his chicken

by Moxxy_p November 7, 2023

Chicago Bears Tax

A mysterious curse where any football player who signs with the Chicago Bears immediately forgets how to play football. Scientists estimate a 75% drop in skill the second the pen hits the contract. Side effects include dropped passes, missed tackles, and uncontrollable crying at Soldier Field.

Man, he was a Pro Bowler last year. Now? Looks like he paid the Chicago Bears Tax.

by 34344444 September 7, 2025

Cock Tax

A man who is paying child support or paying out their spouse after a separation.

He has been paying some serious cock tax since Catherine found out he was unfaithful .

by Spanishbride March 16, 2017

Fanum tax

To understand Fanum tax you need to know fanum. fanum is a big boned friend of kai cenat who, whenever he senses food rushes to kai and eats it. tax means a payment you must make to someone. so the tax for fanum is food. therefore fanum tax is food.

Person:1 Oh man this kfc is goood.
Person2: time for the fanum tax boi!

by Anklesnapper69 October 16, 2023

tax haven

Tax haven is a country in which big companies like Facobook or Microsoft or any other business giant deposite their profit for tiny prices to avoid taxes, whereas you work your ass off to revive the economy.

Company X reported operating 25 subsidiaries in tax havens in 2012.

by oudaday August 15, 2016

Soldier Tax

using tobacco products around other military personnel, and they bum one off you.

For every cigarette you decide to smoke, someone else that doesn't have one sees your getting out of work, and they need to smoke as well.

smoker- (lights up)
pvt sam- hey let me get one of those
pvt schmuck- you have one for me?
smoker- wtf
other guy- dam, soldier tax just went up huh?
smoker- fuck soldier tax,i never smoke a whole pack.

by buck35 May 20, 2011

Cool Tax

A gaming term for when a character wants to do something neat or flashy, but in order to do so must spend a disproportionate amount of resources to do so for marginal gain. Effectively, a resource tax on a player to do something cool.

Brilliant Weapons are cool taxed to hell, the effect doesn't even work on most monsters yet it's price is one of the highest in the book.

by Reshyshira October 19, 2022