5 AM

The perfect time to call or text your side piece ( male or female) for sexual interaction

Last night I hit up Anna at 5 AM for some action

by Phat ho69 December 18, 2019

5'hot"

The slang term for maximum hotness, dependent on height.

She has the height of 5'hot".

by John Lambert May 16, 2007

february 5

It's Kyle J. Simmons birthday so you'd better get a mustache or he will get into your room through your window like Shrek did*.

* "Shrek is love, Shrek is life" video.

Random 3-years-old kid: My birthday is on February 5th!
Me: Oh boy...

by la_polaca_bilingue October 15, 2019

September 5

National clingy day

Her: why you being so clingy
Me: it's September 5

by Shylique September 4, 2021

December 5

National beat your meat in front of your crush

December 5 is the day you beat it in front of your crush

by rPvnther December 3, 2019

top 5

Really hot girl. In the top 5 of hottest girls you’ll ever see

Guy: Excuse me ma’am, but I think you’re top 5

Woman: top 5?

Guy: you’re in the top of hottest women I’ve ever seen!

by The sheriff January 17, 2018

Rule 5

DO NOT SIMP FOR CHEMS

greener: "I like chems' conten-"

other greener: "RULE 5!!!!!!"

by ThatCookiGuy May 1, 2022