When you see a little girl hiding behind your bed, but it turns out that you overreacted and she's actually just a normal ass kid.
Spaghett the Bear: It's got a face, but no body!
Goldilocks: Hahahahahahaha! Oh hello! I just dropped in!
Spaghett the Bear: YOU GO HOME!
Goldilocks: Hahahahahahaha! Oh hello! I just dropped in!
Spaghett the Bear: YOU GO HOME!
by ¯\_ت_/¯ December 14, 2024

Only the most serious condition of resting bitch face possible; the superlative of when a person, usually a girl, who naturally looks mean when her face is expressionless, without meaning to.
Karen, Jane and Christina all suffer from resting bitch face, but only Karen wins the prize of resting Melania face.
by Sun Chaser January 19, 2021

completely fucking dead, as in tired enough to choke on your own spit and willingly give up to be able to sleep right then and there
person: bro im so fucking shit faced im gonna collapse
bro: yeah person im literally not able to move my hands
person: bro *chokes on spit* im dead
bro: yeah person im literally not able to move my hands
person: bro *chokes on spit* im dead
by teurthrons January 12, 2023

Sharing it's name with a 1990's tennis racquet, the Wide Faced Wilsonis a specific maneuver that requires a man, while receiving a blowjob, to also place his scrotum in the mouth of the said "blower". It is important to note that the scrotum is NOT REPLACING the penis inside the mouthTeabagging, but rather it is inserted additionally. This typically results in the "blower's" cheeks, jaw and lower face in general, to appear full and wide.
My new girlfriend's face looked like that of a chipmunk when she let me give her a Wide Faced Wilson the other night!
by LonnieListache April 18, 2018

Guy 1: Uhh Dude You Are Done
Guy 2:Wdym
Guy 1: Slushy Face Made A Exposing Video On You
Guy 2: Oh Shit
Guy 2:Wdym
Guy 1: Slushy Face Made A Exposing Video On You
Guy 2: Oh Shit
by Random_Person555 April 15, 2025

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by belcher.tina November 18, 2019
