Pull a Monzer

Kissing a man until his bollock turns blue and explodes
Don’t pull a monzer with your date tonight
by Burslemsam April 10, 2024
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pull up a sandbag

A common British army term, usually heard when someone is "spinning dits"
As Nunnsy started spinning dits, the colleague will urge others to "pull up a sandbag" as this story might take a while and will spiral off topic.
by Big D's Little D June 24, 2021
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Pull a Noah

The act of completely disappearing from someone's life at a random, unexpected moment in time during a point when you were talking to that someone for a reasonable amount of time.
"How should I get rid of this guy I've been flirting with? I don't want to date him."

"Oh girl, just pull a Noah."
by lil kleenex October 23, 2017
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Pulling a matarizzo

When someone every few months says they're going to delete their Instagram account
Oh geez, Becky is "pulling a matarizzo again!!! 🙄 And deleting her page AGAIN
by Wrecking bitches June 03, 2018
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Pulling a Dorian

When you save gooner material to a PUBLIC Pinterest board
Man did you see *names* Pinterest profile? They ended up Pulling a Dorian
by anonymous May 12, 2025
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Pulling A Gandhi

A person who steps in between two feuding people for the sole reason of making themselves look like a peacemaker and receiving kudos for their self-righteous effort. By relativizing the claims of each person in the dispute, and standing open armed with a pseudo-serene expression on their face, they naff off everyone in the room, but still think they are the second coming of Gandhi.
It was all sorting itself out until Steve started pulling a Gandhi, and then all hell broke loose.
by IAIN_D October 15, 2020
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Pulling a Musselman

When you are at a restaurant and everyone is waiting to order you claim you are going to order something, when the waiter actually takes your order you choke under the pressure and order the same thing as the guy before you.
Steve:i think i will get the waffles

Jeff: I'm gonna get pancakes

Waiter: what could i get you guys?

Jeff: can i get the pancakes

Waiter: and for you?

Steve: uhhh can i get the pancakes, too

Jeff: Dude, you are totally Pulling a Musselman
by musselman123 December 11, 2011
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