Face card never declines

Someone with a beautiful face.
A gorgeous and beautiful person.

Zendeya is gorgeous. Her face card never declines.

by Watermelanin February 25, 2024

Violet Face

Verb- A face used to display a painful reaction to a seriously unfunny joke.

Bro that joke that he made was so unfunny that i had to hit a Violet Face

by HariestTubman April 1, 2024

Punch My Face

Dan Shaughnessy is an American sports writer, and while he writes for the Boston Herald, he seems to have a general hard-on for hating all Boston sports. Considered a clown by many other writers, and has "Punch My Face" written all over his.

It IS possible to have "Punch My Face" written on it. Just look at Dan Shaughnessy.

by Projectshadow January 19, 2022

Face Plant

Sexual intercourse in a position where receiver is taking it from behind but slightly turned to one side, meanwhile giver has one foot placed upon the takers face

"I face planted this chick last night. She has a nice rug burn on her cheek"

"Are you a right footer or a left footer when you face plant your girlfriend?"

by Angry Dragon 513 April 8, 2019

Petoony face

The 'Petoony face' is a rather shocked facial expression similar to the one displayed by the Transcendence Cat.
The name derives from the combination of the last word of the song sung by the Transcendence Cat owner (which sounds like 'Petoony', some language version of Peony, I suppose), and the iconic expression only ever captured on camera on a cat's face in that video.

"She was so shocked she pulled a Petoony face!"

by Catxolotl March 2, 2023

I saw the face of god and it was weeping

When you see something so fucked up even god would weep if subjected to it

Friend 1: I just watched Shoujo Ramune
Friend 2: what’s that? I’m gonna search it up
Not that long after
Friend 2: I saw the face of god and it was weeping. What the fuck was that!?

by Yabeast10- March 22, 2025

Dildo face cock sucker

A dildo face cock sucker is someone who has a penis shaped face and sucks cock.

Person 1: ur ugly
Person 2: well ur a dildo face cock sucker

by The person who defines names June 6, 2023