completely fucking dead, as in tired enough to choke on your own spit and willingly give up to be able to sleep right then and there
person: bro im so fucking shit faced im gonna collapse
bro: yeah person im literally not able to move my hands
person: bro *chokes on spit* im dead
bro: yeah person im literally not able to move my hands
person: bro *chokes on spit* im dead
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by Nunogonewild June 13, 2018

Man, I really gave Daniel the face crunch when he argued there was never an escalator on the first floor of the Pavilions by Maggiano's.
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by IDontEatSoap August 24, 2017

Guy 1: Uhh Dude You Are Done
Guy 2:Wdym
Guy 1: Slushy Face Made A Exposing Video On You
Guy 2: Oh Shit
Guy 2:Wdym
Guy 1: Slushy Face Made A Exposing Video On You
Guy 2: Oh Shit
by Random_Person555 April 15, 2025

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