Skip to main content

Face palming

Face palming 🤦

When an old person try’s to take authority over a thing you have put your mental energy into, love, are passionate about or have a interest in, despite having no previous interest in it or way it is currently useful in thier life

Examples:

1. You are really passionate about art and have bought these fancy markers, while talking about them in a group setting they switch the subject of your passion about art and these markers to them by asking where they can get them…the old person “face palms” you by asking where they can get them, making your love and interest in something about them.

2. You are a kid who is saving up for an iPhone and your grandparents figure out about this and how they work… the next time you go over to there house they both have iPhones and bring up how cool they are without acknowledging how you were the one who showed them it.

The best way and only way to deal with or help someone being facepalmed is to make the conversation weird and awkward… confusing the old person and making them not able to compute what is happening.

Eg. your a gen z and see the person in scenario 1 being facepalmed by the old person. You start laughing weird and saying hip gen z things like “gyatt” distracting the old person with your “young generation disrespect” successfully steering the conversation away from the markers or better ending the conversation with the old person all together.
There was this old bitch face palming me at the grocery store today when I was looking to buy some apples, she seen me looking at them and asked me about them and the nutritional facts. I said to bad I couldn’t afford them because of inflation… she then went on to buy the apples for herself
by Ashemlyn February 23, 2024
mugGet the Face palmingmug.

cucumber face

When someone endures a high level of suffering and their face appears as if they are having a large cucumber inserted into their anus
Did you see that guys cucumber face while he was doing planks?
by Wannabe BC August 27, 2016
mugGet the cucumber facemug.

White no-face

some dude who wont take off his mask even when covid wasnt around
likes to put the blame on other people and be annoying
"oh look its White No-Face!"
"get that stanky bitch outta here, you smell like rotting corpses"
by Shrekerman May 22, 2021
mugGet the White no-facemug.

the face of the bronx

The word "the face of the bronx" means someone who is or thinks is the person everyone thinks of when you say " who is the face of the bronx".
" John who is the face of the bronx"?
"Yus gz"
"Nah it's kay flock"
by anonymous November 4, 2023
mugGet the the face of the bronxmug.

Face card never declines

Someone with a beautiful face.
A gorgeous and beautiful person.
Zendeya is gorgeous. Her face card never declines.
by Watermelanin February 25, 2024
mugGet the Face card never declinesmug.

gay face

A person whos face looks unexplainably gay. Nothing to do with their personality or sexuality. They just naturally look like they would make out with someone of the same sex. Straight or not.

Frankie Grande, Key (SHINee), That one twink from ZeroBaseOne?, Most Love Is Blind contestants, Yves from LOONA, Luka Magnotta, Momo (TWICE), Ryujin (ITZY)

Nicholas Galitzine (guy with dick sucking lips DSL), Taemin (SHINee), Ethan Slater (spongebob), Lisa (BLACKPINK), Miya (GWSN), Cate Blanchett, Wolfcut Kim Minjeong (aespa) and Kendall Jenner
Pointing someone out in a crowd:

“You see that guy over there with gay face?”

“Yeah”

Apparently his girlfriend broke up with him”
by bitchionknowchile March 22, 2024
mugGet the gay facemug.

Face Plant

Sexual intercourse in a position where receiver is taking it from behind but slightly turned to one side, meanwhile giver has one foot placed upon the takers face
"I face planted this chick last night. She has a nice rug burn on her cheek"

"Are you a right footer or a left footer when you face plant your girlfriend?"
by Angry Dragon 513 April 8, 2019
mugGet the Face Plantmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email