Tractor Pull

The process of one male, wearing Heelys (roller skates or rollerblades will do in a pickle), inserting his erect penis into the butthole of another male whilst both are standing. Ideally, you want to contract around the penis head specifically -- this allows more room for the individual being pulled to perform complex tricks and stunts thus raising the audience's level of enjoyment. The 'receiver' then clinches his butt cheeks, thus locking in the inserted penis, and proceeds to run as fast as he can in a straight line with the 'inserter' in tow. The distance at which the inserted penis is "lost" is recorded, and becomes the distance to beat. The individuals who achieve the farthest distance are awarded victors and treated as such.

Man 1: We did pretty good in that tractor pull.
Man2: Thanks.
Man1: I think we can beat our time though.
Man2: Yes.

by After Dark February 21, 2021

Pulling a Marson

When an individual goes to a farmer's field and has sexual intercourse with a cow and drinks the milk afterwards.

Joe: Hey man, have you seen Jackson lately?
Paul: Yeah man, he was pulling a Marson last night.

by Broomball nevanski May 18, 2020

pull a danica

The act of having your cell phone accidentally fall out of your pocket while jumping up the stairs on one leg at school. This is funny but can be a worst case scenario if someone of higher authority is passing by at the same moment resulting in confiscation of your phone.

Principal: (Girl's name), please come up to the stage to accept your award.
Girl: *Hops up to stage on one leg* *Phone falls* Uh oh.
Vice Principal: Phone please.
Girl: *Surrenders phone*
Audience member: Man, she's cool. But dang, she just pulled a danica. Not cool, dude. Never pull a danica.

by laughing_angel9 May 29, 2009

Pulled a Flex

Doing something perfectly/with finesse in order to complete a normally large task.

Yoooooo, I just Pulled a Flex on the math test today AND I didn't cheat on this one!

by Genowizard October 19, 2018

Pulling a Jeffrey

When you actively avoid every and any form of necessary social interaction that involves making plans for other people such as friends, family ect. This involves waiting to the last possible second to put together slapdash plans and excessive amounts of procrastination generally initiated by a male specimen.

Jane: Andrew is putting off our holiday planning. We only have a week before we are supposed to go. He always does this!

Ariana: Sounds like your man is Pulling a Jeffrey

by Totallylily:) April 18, 2018

Pulling a Mr steve

The act of leaning on your chair that results in you falling on your ass.

Pulling a Mr steve: I almost pulled a Mr steve in my office chair but i managed to catch myself.

by WACKYJK33 December 19, 2023

pull an abby

taking all the hot shower water

geez my little sister pull an abby and i had to take a cold shower

by myelin may November 22, 2021