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Dogs

Friend 1: “Yo boys, get your socks off. We are gonna have us a dog fight!”
Friend 2: “What!? No bro… put your dogs away. Not today!”
Friend 3: “Yo bro..you know it’s Tyler’s third year anniversary of finding out he has diabetes!”
Friend 1: “Sorry boys.. just thought I’d lighten up the mood.
Friend 2: “Well it’s a little fucked up that you’d even think that’s appropriate knowing Tyler’s toe been cut off THREE YEARS AGO!”
Friend 1: “Dude! It’s not my fault Tyler’s dog got loose from the FRICKEN DIABETES!”

Friend 3: “FRIEND 1! GTFO! NO MORE HANGIN ROUND OUR SIDE OF THE COURTYARD ANYMORE!”
Tyler: *wobbles up to Friend 1* “Ayo…friend 1… do you even know how it feels to lose a dog three ago… I HOPE YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS ONE DAY! THE FEELING OF MISSING THE UPSETTING FEELING OF SLIDING A DOG INTO A NEWLY FOUND HOLE OF A SOCK!! BUT YOU CANT EVEN IMAGINE THE LOOK ON MY WIFES FACE EVERYONE MORNING KNOWING SHE MARRIED A MAN THAT LOST HIS DOG! more specifically at a three year mark… makes for a real nice divorce.. WHYY DIABETES! WHYYYYY *falls to knees*
by kylewarner June 3, 2022
mugGet the Dogsmug.

Dog Assed It

"I dog assed it." - he scooted his bunghole on the rug/floor/carpet/ground.
by 217nah October 1, 2025
mugGet the Dog Assed Itmug.

Chili Dogging

Chili dogging is the process of slicing one penis open like a hotdog bun and putting another inside. Then you put a third penis in a meat grinder and grind it up like ground beef, laying the ground penis on top of the penis hotdog. You then take a third, homeless penis and scrape the smegma off, then have it cum on top.
by Cumbungus November 5, 2020
mugGet the Chili Doggingmug.

The Dogs

/dôɡs/
noun
Singular noun: dog
The lower extremity of the leg below the ankle, on which a person stands or walks.
Synonyms: Feet, Grippers, Dawgs
The dogs be lookin' fresh right now!
by Piss Gang August 7, 2022
mugGet the The Dogsmug.

dog

a dog is an animal that is not nice and will rip your guts right out of you
RUN there's a dog
by gum bum February 18, 2022
mugGet the dogmug.

half past dog

Not having a flying clue what the time is and you should generally just get fucked for asking mate
Jack: what's the time

Joe : half past dog

Jack : checks phone due to Joe not knowing
by Downesy October 6, 2020
mugGet the half past dogmug.

Dog gash

A descriptive noun for something that is fucked
"Have you seen that story on the news today about that terrorist attack" "ah yeah bro what a load of dog gash"
by Libertycap500 March 7, 2025
mugGet the Dog gashmug.

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