train dogs

Security guards at train station

Them fucken train dogs have been cunts today

by Lenkina August 11, 2019

Dogs

an animal that white people love for some reason which I will never understand....

Person 1: You love dogs?
Person 2: Nah that's wypip sh*t

by idk4920 January 19, 2023

beef jerky dog

Tony’s friends dead dog

look at Tony’s beef jerky dog

by Caorlisn December 26, 2020

Petting your dog

One of the most relaxing things you can possibly do. It releases a hormone called oxytocin, which reduces stress

Like many other Americans, I come home and pet my dog. You see, petting your dog, is one of the most relaxing things you can possibly do.

by TheConfusedPotato July 17, 2019

hotdog hotdog hot diggity dog

the lyrics to some goofy ahh mickey mouse song💀

Goofy: hotdog hotdog hot diggity dog

by allie._.slays December 29, 2022

Dog Shit Pursuit

When you are on a trail to find out which neighbor's dog keeps shitting on your lawn.

Person 1 - Hey, do you wanna come out to lunch this afternoon? I'll pay for everything.
Person 2 - I can't . I'm on a dog shit pursuit.

Person 1 - If you're on a dog shit pursuit, why don't you just secretly look at all of the shit that came out of the dogs and see which one matches to the shits you keep finding on your lawn the most?

Person 2 - I'm gonna look like a psycho if I do that.
Person 1 - That's why I said SECRETLY!

by Wes the Human November 3, 2015

Temu dog

A large rabbit

Look at that temu dog over there, its huge.

by sniff my toes September 22, 2023