sex

when a dick goes in a pussy

wanna have some se?. wana get sexy?

by crazy_diaper lover 405894 May 18, 2021

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sex

when a bloke puts his nob in a lasses vag

i had sex with your bird last night

by BigMan7362089 July 19, 2023

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Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jam

Due to the bridge strengthening work required on a Yorkshire stretch of the A1, motorists are often queued for a long period of time outside the Pontefract branch of the chain sex shop, Pulse & Cocktails, making it easier to peruse and judge the shoppers on their purchases as they leave, and discuss what sordid activities they’ll be partaking in with your fellow passengers.

“I got stuck in the Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jam, and spotted Jeff from work coming out of the store with a 15-inch double-ended black mamba, three butt-plugs and some cling film. Must be going to Sharon’s house for a Hot Lunch.”

by GoodinBed November 12, 2024

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Slaphead sex pest

1. When you shave someone’s head to skullfuck them shortly after.

2. A bald horny man.

Rose “ You’re not romantic anymore!”

Aidan “I’ll shave your head and skullfuck you!”

“Don’t forget I’m a slaphead sex pest.”

by Gill destroyer April 6, 2025

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Sex

When u shove ur dick into someone’s pussy cuz it makes u feel silly and u want to jiggle everywhere. U also squeeze her boobs and suck her tits cuz that milk is premium.

I had sex with her.

by BigSexyToes October 27, 2023

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