It looked at me first

What most people will comment on a photo/video of a man with a huge bulge.

John sees a photo of a hunk on Instagram and his eyes dart to his bulge.

He comments: It looked at me first! I swear!

by wjsnoutsold June 3, 2025

pick me up

when shes so pick me, she holds her hands out like a little kid

“heathers so pick me up, she’s acting like a child who wants to be picked up”

by anonymous August 3, 2021

Strike Me

Pure shock and frustration.

Shitload of examples

Strike me pink
Strike me handsome
Strike me Catholic (Ted Bullpitt favourite)
strike me roan(Cookis favourite exclamation in a Country Practice)

Strike me Catholic i thought I'd won that race

by Captain Yobbo June 30, 2022

Me Duck

A term of endearment, a friendly greeting, used largely in the East Midlands, England.

Gender-neutral, as it goes.

Thanks me duck. morning me'duck. From a burger van...What would you like, me'duck?

by oooandsoon July 11, 2024

pushing me

tailgater hoping you'll either speed up, or get out of the way
(these new cameras are gonna plug a lot of asses!!!)

this ass-sucker is pushing me...i'm going to have to lose his stupid ass!
this asshole is fucking pushing me

by michael foolsley December 16, 2009

Kill me

"kill me" just explains my entire personality!

Please kill me i want to fucking die and explode

by yln1a July 2, 2022

You, Me, Fish Station

The most fucked up fever FISH you'll ever have.

Credit to The Partygoers!

Person 1: Hey dude. You, Me, FISH Station

Person 2: YOU, ME, FISH STATION. What are we getting for dinner? FISH OF COURSE! UH OH, there was a Fish inside of our FISH. We black out and wake up in a FISH, we're surrounded by fish, FISHY FISH, you know what that means! FISH! The stench draws in a FISH, what are we gonna do? We're gunna fight it, FISH fight, FISH handed, FISH... naked? OH YES PLEASE. We befriend the FISH after we beat it in a FISH, then we ride it into a Chuck E Cheese, dance dance revolution. REVOLUTION? OVERTHROW THE FISH? UHHH, I THINK SO. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as FISH, then I turn into a FISH, fly into the FISH, black out AGAIN, wake up, do a FISH, WHITE OUT which I didn't know you could do, then I smoked a FISH, GREENED OUT, THEN I TURNED INTO THE FISH, AND UH OH! LOOKS LIKE THE FISH IS KICKING IN! PLAHFHAAOPOAHJHASFOFAPALOAOFLAOFFALFHRHRAHROAHAHHAHRHARHAHHAHAHHAHEHAHA

by EEEFIN September 8, 2023