Strait-not-face

Someone who does not not know how to spell “Straight”.

Person 1 typing: Ooh, he said that with a strait face.

Person 2 observing: Person 1 is a strait-not-face.

by Khourschet March 4, 2021

Fuck yourself in the face

Hahahahaha! I mean, you see how it's the best thing to say there, right?

Hym "Fuck yourself in the face! Classic me. Right up in that face. Heheheheh... Welp... Anyways... Kids are shit. Every time they die an angel gets an erection. If I control those biblically accurate angel drone, my plan to become God worked and I've effectively created a sort of future-self grandfather paradox where I am literally the Christian/Jewish God you worship. I am the flood that consumes the world. I am the fire and the fury that razes Sodom and Gomorrah. If my brain isn't infected and I'm instead becoming an immortal nanobot vampire... Dope. That's dope. We're going to have a lot of fun.... Yeah..."

by Hym Iam December 29, 2024

Face-paint

When a male covers a woman’s face in semen.

He gave her a good face-paint.

by Tajjytajj May 11, 2025

Face heart

A face heart is a unique and original expression of holding a half heart shape, formed by one hand, up to your cheek. It has been used by its founder Kim Taehyung (BTSV) since 2014, and has become extremely popular.

KMedia reported “Founder of Face heart BTSV was seen leaving the airport earlier today”

by Hollowdoll July 5, 2023

The Steeve Face

A way to greet people, by pushing out your chin as far as you can and smiling, then shouting ah steeve in the most nerdiest possible voice. It started as an inside joke but has spread across where we live and is still spreading outwards into the world.

An example of what to say to someone and back to someone when doing or recieving the steeve face

bob *walking up to tobi pulling the steve face*- "AH STEVE"

Tobi *doing the same*- "STEEVE"

by AH Steeve March 7, 2009

Swee Face

When a ugly woman has a face that makes you go... Sweet Jesus! what the hell are you?
A face that only a blind mother could love.

His new girlfriend had a Swee Face man! You should have seen it! I was all like Sweet Jesus! What happened to you? Did your face get into a fight with a weed eater as a kid?...I mean who bothered to spawn you and why?

by ThirstingForMen September 17, 2015

North facing backyard

Making sweet sweet bum love with an ugly lady whilst standing. Because her face is like a badgers arse it puts you off so you turn her around so that she is facing (North) away from you, while you plough the back yrad

I got so drunk last Sunday I took ugly Mary in the Alley behind Greg's.
Christ, I hope she let you do her like a North facing backyard

by Stycki12 March 8, 2023