Let awake dogs tell the truth

Good advice, but how could the sleeping ones even say anything, untruthful or otherwise?

Saying, "Let awake dogs tell the truth" makes no more sense than verbally allowing them to fib while snoozing: dogs can't talk in any case, as we all know, and so they could not tell "lies" in any alertness-state --- i.e., whether they are asleep or up and around.

by QuacksO March 21, 2024

Grohl dog

A ham roll made by Dave grohl called a ham rohl

I’ll have 2 grohl dogs cheers cunt

by Tang hua Detroit fish March 23, 2024

Mad Dog Crazy

An extreme or overtly ridiculous show of mental decline such as screaming in public places or unironically enjoying political speeches.

Mainly used to refer to actions but can be used to describe a person.

“Did you see what Jessica did at the part last night?”
“Yeah dude that was mad dog crazy.”

by BNHAlover.2022 March 24, 2024

Braiden's dog

dog with a bbc

person 1:have you seen Braiden's dogs bcc.
person 2: its so big!

by travis scott9 March 25, 2024

Dog Launch

The act of loading a hotdog into your partners anus then positioning yourself where they can launch it into your mouth.

Disclosure: condiments such as jizz or squirt can be added

Couple 1: We did the dog launch last night with the Costco quarter pound hotdogs.
Couple 2: No way! Frank hasn’t been able to graduate past Nathan’s.

by DirtyDog6969 March 26, 2024

Raw Dogging Life

When someone is just driving around with the sun blinding them and they could have just worn sunglasses

While in traffic Hunter notices a driver holding their hand up to block the sun glare, Hunter comments "Man there really are just people out here Raw Dogging Life"

by ARTFLDDGR March 31, 2024

Mad dogging it

A phrase that means to evacuate yourself from an area as quickly as possible with potentially chaotic results ensuing as in relating to the TV show Mad Dogs on Amazon Prime in which the main characters had to make an impromptu attempt to flee from Belize in a last ditch effort to conserve their lives.

When tommy pooped his pants during the NCAA division championship basketball game, all the members of the opposing basketball team were visibly mad dogging it off the court

by (Ş.)^2 April 1, 2024