National Act Slow Day

December 6th is national act slow day, a day where you act slow and retarted all day .

Alex: December 6th you know what that means...
Brie: National act slow day..

by Jayla Cat December 4, 2019

National give your friend's money back day

January 11 is the national give your friend's money back day, where people worldwide return the money they owe back to their friend!

You: Hey Ryan, Happy January 11!
Ryan: What's January 11th?
You: It's National give your friend's money back day.
Ryan: Cool man, here's your money back!

by FriendlyNeighbourhoodIdiot January 11, 2023

National Boobie Grabbing Day

The day that you are obligated to grab someones boobs otherwise you are gay.

”Hey Karen! It’s National Boobie Grabbing Day! Get those boobies out!”

Kevin: ”Bob, Karen let me touch her boobs

Today!”
Bob: ”But.... she’s my wife...”
*awkward silence*

by NationalDayMaker April 11, 2019

National Send A Titty Picture Day

The day where the female of any choice is obligated to send a picture of her titties. This date is on December 4th.

“baee it’s National Send A Titty Picture Day you already know the deal 😈🙏.”

by that really nigga December 3, 2022

National Grab Dick Day

September 2nd is a day where the females and only the females can grab ur dick so cover it up.

Me:What day is it
Her:National grab dick day

by Sheluvyolo September 1, 2021

national be weird day

On January 24is be weird day.So be weird people LIKE MEEEEEEEEEE! Well just be as weird as u like. You can kiss ur bff be awesome and weird

Ava:its National be weird day
Bff:EVERYONE BE WEIRD!

by Bagelwithcreamcheese November 2, 2019

National booty pic day

Celebrated on april 20th. Send a booty pic to your man/girl or a random guy/girl🤪🤩

Girl 1: my man said it’s national booty pic day. What do I do?
Girl 2: Full send ittttt!! Girl it’s national booty pic day🤑🤑

by Jayden Willam’s June 22, 2024