A dirty Myles is when you shove 5 dildos up your ass and a toothpick in your dick and jerk off. As your jerking goes on your boyfriend walks in and licks your face.
by Erawr;) April 25, 2021

by durteduncan May 31, 2018

by bigmike999 January 3, 2016

When a beautiful brown eyed girl comes over to your place for the first time, y’all do some cuddling, and she even sits on your lap. However, she has plans and leaves you all excited by yourself.
by Tyler the shocker June 10, 2018

A Male nose is diarrhead on then shoved up his on ass then the female proceeds to suck on your nose and then sucks your imackulent juicy succulent scrumpshis mouth watering dick that is swinging in a helicopter motion swinging dick juice all over the place.
by Pussy handler89914 December 19, 2020

A man that gets fucked up every day of the week and lays the pipe on 99.73% of women who crosses his path.
by Scruffy boi September 20, 2020

when two sexual partners grab bags of chips and crush them up without opening the bags, pour out the chip sand onto their naked bodies and lick the chip sand clean
"Got my weekly paycheck babe, I'll spend it all on chips if ykwim ;)"
"We gonna do a dirty sandro?"
"fuck yea"
"We gonna do a dirty sandro?"
"fuck yea"
by saundrou July 22, 2023
