Face book

while your partner is reading the Kama Sutra on all 4’s and yelling out instructions, you pull out from her pooper and copulate on the open book, slamming it shut violently, splattering her with a High velocity dirt sperm shower.

I surprised my new girlfriend with a face book shower last night, and man was she angry.

by Theoriginalbugsy December 28, 2020

Smash face ass

A females heart shaped round but that looks so good you want to smash your face in it.

Damn. She got that smash face ass. Ass so big make you want to smash your face in it.

by Careless50's November 27, 2021

Resting meth face

A person with obvious caters and decay in their face and teeth. They’ve clearly had a long term relationship with methadone or heroin. They are past the point of no return.

I feel so bad for that woman that just walked by she had resting meth face

by Tittytata April 2, 2020

Chocolate Face

A black male, that that tries to keep a 'low profile', and be inconspicuous in his community.

" He really is a genuine 'Chocolate Face'. No make up."

by Dr Meng September 15, 2020

Cosby face

1. The password to enter TrASSh, a meat packing hotspot that features clones, freaks, sneezing, a Russian man on a prepaid cell phone and Pierre, the Muslim Elvis impersonator.
2. The face that Bill Cosby makes in the opening credits of The Cosby Show, where she places his fingers over his face and removes them to reveal a goofy grin and rapey eyes.

Anyone can get in, at the door just make the Cosby face.

by Jeffvanderlou January 19, 2020

Resting crotch face

The resting face of a miserable (usually) old lady who you can tell is a cantankerous, crotchety bitch in a pissy ass mood.

“Yo, I’d watch out for Irene today. She’s got resting crotch face.”

by For Fawkes Sake April 27, 2025

National fart on a gingers face day

February 10th: A official holiday where you can fart on any gingers face doesn’t matter which one

Jack: yo what day is it today ?
Zues: bro it’s February 10th national fart on a gingers face day

Jack: BROOO LETS GET THE GANG LETS FIND THESE GINGERS !

by Super unicorn 21 February 9, 2021