cock ah shit

making sure your cock is down when you take a shit

I have to a shit with a hardon on the toilet so I say cock ah shit .lol

by hurtssooogoood November 6, 2017

cock goddess

A female who all cocks are drawn to uncontrollably. Even without her prevocation.

She is the cock goddess every cock that sees her wants to fuck her

by Rexsixteen May 26, 2018

Cock

Fully grown weenie usually only used in the African American race.

Yoooo, that niggers cock is huge, it ok billy you'll get there one day.

by Herbalert November 14, 2017

English Cock

The term used when one has a small erect penis.

Wow! I did not know you had an english cock.

by C/s/w July 14, 2018

cock paradox

When a man sends another man a dick pic on propose, but the second man screenshots it. Who is more gay? This is the “cock paradox”.

Guy 1: “You know what the cock paradox is?”
Guy 2: “No, what’s that?”
Guy 1: “It’s like Schrodinger‘s dick, you won’t know until the message is open.”

by Saxon101 June 14, 2020

drill cock

a small cock that breaks in a girl for anal.

Jenna wasnt always a size queen, years ago she needed a drill cock or she couldnt walk comfortably for days.

by thesizequen September 8, 2012

Crystal Cock

When you have bodily fluids encrusted onto your penis

"You'd better clean your Crystal Cock. That shit hurts."

by GlizzyGobbler69420666 October 29, 2020